Each age trying to prove why they are grown:
0: I’m alive
1: I had a birthday party
2: I can walk
3: I’m potty trained
4: I started school
5: I can right my own name
6: I’m 6 of course I’m grown!
7: I go to bed at 7:10 and not 7:00!
8: I like CoComelon and skibidi toilet
9: my age is nearly double digits!
10: my age is double digits!
11: I’m in big school now and I know Santa isn’t real
12: I’ll be a teenager next year
13: I’m a teenager now unlike 12 so shut the fuck up
14: I been a teenager for more then a second I like that annoying piece of shit
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15: I been called unc 1000 times already, if that don’t mean I’m grown I don’t know what is
16: I can have sex and I can watch YouTube
17: I can drive a car and I’ll be a adult next year
18: I’m legally a adult so sush kid
19: it’s my last year as a teenager, I’m old
20: I’m no longer a teenager I’m mature now
21: I can drink beer in America, and I now get treated like a adult
30: why am I proving that I’m grown, i literally have a kid
40: I’m married with 2 kids, life is terrible
50: I been alive for half a century wahoo (that was sarcasm if you didn’t know)
100: I been alive for a century my age is triple digits
Next I’ll do each age proving they are not old
Thanks for reading 😃