How does Larry the Cat update FB with his paws?

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DP has an obsession with Larry, the Downing Street cat and follows him on FB. I quite often get reports about Larry's updates.

Clearly he can't type with paws. DP's best answer is he has voice activated software, but that's just ridiculous...

Totally ridiculous.
Anyone in the know, knows he has subordinate do it, i.e. current PM. Larry has far more pressing matters to sort: sourcing Dreamies, grooming for photos…

Larry has staff.

Like all domestic cats, Larry has staff.

Don't you know all cats have staff?

He dictates through mind control to the Principal Private Secretary to the Chief Mouser.

Who, unlike other Civil Servants of his rank, can type.

He has staff. All cats have.