This is a real poll by a real pollster. Ipsos asked 1,000 British adults who they'd prefer to win the Clacton by-election: Count Binface 33%, Farage 21%. (Neither: 32%.)
Even better: 54% said Farage "should resign and leave parliament" — only 16% backed the resign-and-stand-again thing he's actually doing.
The finance site that "endorsed" the bin last week has now initiated formal coverage of him like a stock:
https://trendingsheet.com/article/ipsos-poll-public-prefers-count-binface-clacton
Their rating is "OVERWEIGHT (the helmet alone)", and they note they can't audit "Neither" (on 32%) because Neither hasn't published a manifesto, "in what we are beginning to recognise as the standard arrangement."
Polling day is 13 August. I can't believe this is where we are, but honestly? The bin has my blessing.