Not feeling very cheery today, please share your best jokes, quips or funny stories!

[SaraHoliday]

I'm not feeling my usual cheery self today. Can anyone share any jokes, quips or funny stories?

Hope tomorrow feels a bit brighter. Here's one that always makes me smile:

I told my husband I was going to start a diet. He said, "Great, I'll finish the biscuits so you're not tempted." Such support. 😂

Yes that is supportive. He's a keeper! Thank you for sharing x

Read the cat sitting thread. Pure entertainment .

My dog enjoying his pool.

Which is the odd one out - apple, orange, banana, telephone?

Banana, because all the others have pips.

Aah! Thanks 🙂

We kept an old big pouffe for an outdoor ddog bed. Dpuppy has already learned to go sit there and give 1 bark and ill go sit with her.
Now known as the cuddle cushion..
She's sweet. At 20kg and still growing.
Gonna need a bigger cushion..
Pic. Dpuppy is on the left...

Yep. You definitely need a bigger cushion soon x