AITHA younger child edition.

[AITHAchildedition]

I am almost four years old I have slept in my parents bed I don't usually do this but I seem to have learnt what scared is and I pounced when Mummy and Daddy was asleep after Mum struggled for hours!

Then I got up and had a big tantrum because mummy wouldn't let me have fizzy orange for Breckfast. She said something about "you are never having fizzy drinks at breckfast"

NOW they've got the cheek to offer to cancel my ballet class this Saturday.

All this by 630 am.

AITHA to have a day of having the face on?

Nope, may I suggest you pick one unhinged activity and insist on trying todo it all day. Suggestions

Microwave tinfoil
Put phones in the washing machine
open upstairs windows
hide keys

What does AITHA mean?

@GretaGip I though it was am I the arsehole, but not sure what the h is for! Perhaps a typo and should be AITAH?

I presumed it was a slight mistype from AITAH (Am i the Arsehole).

To be honest I have had a moment and added a H into arsehole. Whoops. I think I might adjust it to hideousasshole for purpose of debate.

Oh okay.

There's a thread in Classics called Cutted Up Pear which is an excellent view into a child's Aibu.