Shall we play a game of 'What's This Rash?'?
It's blotchy, doesn't itch or hurt, and has appeared from nowhere in the last couple of days. Obviously my first thought is that it is heat related but I have been hot in the past and it's never appeared.
It's in a slightly TMI area above my genitals and at the top of my inner thighs. Nowhere else.
Clearly I would like an instant diagnosis and removal plan thank you all.