If you had a jar in your home for people to put in £1 every time they used a particular word , what word would you choose?

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Or phrase
What's for tea

Mummy

My husband has to give our kids a pound every time he swears. They're currently quids in.

I'm yet to have to cough up, it's great 😂

Oh my god-uhhhhhhhhhh

Mum

or

snack

I’d be a millionaire by the end of the week 😂

I’m just

"What?!"

They will insist on talking to me when they can clearly see the big chunky headphones on my head.

‘Would you be able…. ‘ 🙄🙄🙄

Stressed/stress

Right?

Live on my own but with a habit of sometimes saying inner monologue out loud. An online charity account as otherwise I’m just giving money to myself

”now”. - now what should I do next, now what programme should I watch…

Muuuuum

You Twat! Like @Twattergywe use it as a term of endearment. Also Tali, Move! As my mad border collie has a habit of lying in door ways all the time!

Ffs

People saying super instead of very

I’m super tired, it’s super fun etc

where is or what the hell have you done with thats by my OH who is usually stood right by what he wantst!

“Don’t mind”
after the question
“what do you want to eat?”

This would be met with ‘a nothing then and if you’re lucky I’ll make enough for tomorrow’.

Fortnite

Apparently.

"Oh Hello"

Always said in a surprised tone when my DC see me. Its like they don't expect me to be in any room in the home I share with them. They're 10 and 8, so its not like I've ever left the house without them.

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What's for tea

Where's my phone