If you were a mouthguard

[magicfarawaytreestime]

Where would you be? As I would quite like to sleep tonight and it’s £700….
fell asleep earlier waiting for the Tesco delivery. Woke up, took it out and… can’t find it

Do you have a dog? 😆

Just a 7kg cat but I’m eyeing him suspiciously

Where did you fall asleep? If in bed then somewhere in it eg under pillow?

Nope I’ve emptied the bed, including the cat and shook everything (not including the cat)

Well I found my retainer in the kids sandpit ...so good luck

Eek. I’m going to keep looking. No DC and no sandpit so… I’ll be concerned if it’s there!

Did you go to the loo after you woke?

No straight to the door for the delivery. Checked the bathrooms anyway and no sign. Going to empty the laundry basket next

Did you put it in the fridge? Or the food cupboards?

The bin?

Attached to some night clothing? Though I appreciate this is more common for earplugs!

It turned up! It was wedged in between the mattress and the bed frame