I have one and I ll share it with you.
A picture pooped up on my social media and reminded me of an unfortunate liaison/relatioship that i woud delete from my life if I had the super power. Here goes
Ah ,,,,,, it's you, with your thick neck and eyes too close together.
I d forgotten you bought a bed that didn't fit in the shit room, in the shit house, in the shit place you chose to live.
I forgot you took a young women who thought you were single and took her to your pokey flat, with a posh sofa and fancy books you ve probably not read. And this is my favourite bit, you badmouthed your partner who probably paid for the majority of it. I was convinced you were a sorry excuse for a human but humans have back bones.
Anyway how is Monty ? Minty?, from the pictures you showed me i couldn't tell if it's a man or a woman
Too much????