So difficult. I'd like to go to Rome in an instant on a magic carpet, be taken around in a taxi which stops wherever I want it to for a little while, and come back after three days and then go by train to the Brief Encounter station - Carlisle? - and have a scone and a pot of tea in the tearoom there. I want someone to carry/push my case everywhere so that I don't have to carry more than one small handbag.
Edit - Carnforth, not Carlisle.