What's the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to you?

[OverlyFragrant]

Let me go first because it happened just now.

My dog, leaning over me as I laid on my side, vomited right over me straight into my ear canal, down my neck and in my hair.

Brand new bedsheets and all.

I don't remember the incident myself as I was too young, but apparently while playing in the park as a kid I picked up a 'balloon', and toddled back over to the group of parents where I proudly presented my discovery.

It was a used condom 😭

Primary school, so decades and decades ago. I was walking over the huge school field after lunch and some lads in the distance kicked what subsequently turned out to be a white dog turd, with surprising accuracy, given that it landed in the inside of my glasses.

Ah the 70s and 80s when white dog turds were everywhere because nobody picked up dog crap! 🤮

edited for typo

I was always told it was white because it was poodle 🐩 💩!!

My perfect little toy poodle has never popped out a white poop! ( I’m sure it’s more likely the rubbish they used to put in dog food. I mean, can you imagine ANYONE feeding their little “ fur baby” ( hate that term, but you know what I mean!) anything with the warning “ Not Fit for Human Consumption” on!! 🙀🙄🙀🤯😹!

It was white because it had dried out and been left there for ages - well that’s what I was told!

Sooooo true! 😆

and the 60s! I used to play with it like chalk to draw on the pavement 😟

I feel like I needed the laugh emoji for that one @Beachtastic 🤣

Ideal for making someone consider becoming vegetarian

It was white because dogs ate a lot of bones in those days. They were given out free from Butchers.

Amongst other things, shit thrown at me, spat on, bleed on, food and drinks lobbed at me, headbutted, stabbed, punched and a deceased person (obviously not their fault) decomposing body split and leaked on me.

Dont really see that anymore, memories of white dog shit also. 😂

Oh my god , we used to look for skinny ones and pretend they were cigarettes 🤢

That is next level! 🤣

I hope you have been supported in recovering-just appalling.

That makes me feel less of a freak 🤣

Errrmmm, but did you inhale...???!?

Was white shit not because dogs used to always get bones from the butchers for free

god there are some awful stories on here- really terrible..I hope you have got over it

Re. the white dog poo conundrum - I googled it and apparently it was often white because back in the 60s and 70s dog food manufacturers used to put a lot more cheap fillers in the food,such as bonemeal,which was high in calcium. There was often more calcium in the food than the dog could absorb,so the excess got crapped out in their poo. When the poo had been sitting in the sun for some time,this calcium content would cause it to be bleached white. Back in the 60s and 70s very few,if any dog owners picked up after their dogs, so the poo had plenty of time to bask in the sun.

Just like Victor Meldrew wore the dead hedgehog. 😂

🤣

During the COVID era someone "entertaining themself" during a teams call for an online course. Without putting themselves on mute. Grim. Caused multiple complaints from other participants (obviously) and the individual had to appear in front of a disciplinary panel.

Walking back to halls once from the SU I took my heels off and stood on a slug the length of my foot
Panicked and tried to shake it off my foot, thought I had succeeded and pit my foot back in my shoe only to find it had stuck to my foot and I squished it all inside my shoe. The worst part is it was yellow. I still shudder

This is so awful. So sorry x

A friend of mine became a vegetarian for this very reason. Was eating chicken breast. Bit into it, there was a pop and pus exploded into his mouth