What's the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to you?

[OverlyFragrant]

Let me go first because it happened just now.

My dog, leaning over me as I laid on my side, vomited right over me straight into my ear canal, down my neck and in my hair.

Brand new bedsheets and all.

😥😥😥😥😥😥

God that made me remember something my mind deliberately blocked.
Had a ONS a few years ago, the gentleman was so kind leaving the condom in a pile of tissues on my sideboard for me to find the next day.
As I picked up the pile of tissues, I realised too late the end wasnt tied and the entire contents, all cold and watery dripped down my arm onto the carpet.
The utter horror.

This is gross but funny at the same time!
The rest....are just gross!!

Not as bad as some of these, but when I was a child I thought I’d spotted a hole in the curtain. I went to poke my finger through it (as you do!) but it was solid. A bloody big cockroach. And the bastard scuttled up my arm😳😳😳😳

I was pregnant and making my way to the fridge at night to get an orange ice lolly (my craving!)…. I stepped bare footed on half of a very bloody mouse that my cat had massacred.

🤣🤣🤣

I had a seizure in the women's bathroom. I woke up with my top removed, my bra gone and my knickers and tights partly pulled down, and my bag stolen.

I once took the last gulp of a cup of tea only to choke on a giant dead hairy spider that must have been hiding in the mug or in the tea bag jar before meeting its unfortunate end via boiling water. I can still remember the sensation of the legs in my mouth 🤢 absolutely horrific.

@MamascovenJust saw your post , glad to see I'm not the only one!

Having had cats all my life,I've trodden in numerous piles of cat sick over the years. My late DM used to tell me to wear slippers,but at least if you tread it in with a bare foot,you actually know that you have! With slippers,you're oblivious and just carry on walking it all around the house! 🤢 I've also trodden in cat shit a few times. On balance,I think the shit is more disgusting than the puke.

OMFG. I would have freaked out. How utterly gross are some people?!

In my early 20s, got a train from London Bridge to Blackheath to meet up with a guy for a second date. Plan was for him to meet me at the station and then we’d head out somewhere
fpr dinner. I popped into the train loo to check my hair - not noticing the huge human poo on the floor. I slid out, shoe covered in poo. Absolutely nothing I could do. The train drew into Blackheath and I’m embarrassed to say I hid and ducked under the window as I couldn’t get off the train with one shoe in that state. So awful!

While gardening, accidentally caught an enormous orange slug with my hand fork and it kind of...slit its skin and turned itself inside out.
So disgusting!
Then there was a recent episode when the robotic hoover was not performing properly. It was dragging a mouse that the cat had caught underneath itself.

And me 😂

Sorry but the bit about 'wearing it like a slipper' made me snort with laughter 😂

Walking to nursery past some big bins, DS aged 4 on his scooter, scooter hit/got caught on something, DS falls off and is crying. I then realise that he hit a dead rat which has split
open with rat entrails wound around the front wheel.

Stepped in dog shit with bare feet

Went to get loo roll from a dispenser in a restaurant toilet to discover something slimy all over the dispenser part. It went all over my hand. I think it was phlegm/snot. I feel sick just thinking of it. 🤢

When I was 18, boyfriend & I went to stay with another couple. Had a few drinks, and some food (hot dogs, pasta salad) at the local pub, then headed back to theirs. My boyfriend had a drunken argument with the male of the couple as we were walking back, and he refused to let us in to the flat. As we had both been drinking, we couldn't drive anywhere & decided to kip in the car.
Unfortunately boyfriend had had too much to drink and/ or the food disagreed with him, as no sooner had we climbed into the car, but he projectile vomited all over the front of the inside of the car, and the footwells. I just had to lie there, with my feet in vomit for the night, which was bad enough.
Cleaning the car the next day was worse- vomity bits of pasta salad had lodged in the air vents, congealed int the seat runners, etc. It took ages to clean the solids out, and months before the smell went.

Walked out the house and stepped in dog sh@t on my way to a driving lesson. Told the instructor I needed to change my shoes, came back out the house, stepped in it again!

Our lab puppy managed to get hold of what I am assuming was a tail that that once belonged to a grey squirrel recently whilst out for a walk. At least that’s what it looked like minus the rest of the poor dead creature’s body. After finally managing to get it out of her mouth with a stick and lots of screaming / dog treats, another dog ran over picked up the tail in its jaws and promptly ate the entire thing before we could confiscate it via makeshift dog poo bag gloved hands. I nearly threw up. Daresay that dog did too.

Working at the customer service desk in Waitrose, was talking to a customer thinking she had an awful smell about her. When she left the smell prevailed so I look around and thought the was a large brown leaf under the table (we were near the entrance) so I picked it up and found it was a very dead mouse, very crispy and stinking.

Our dog who loved soft fluffy toys came in from the garden carrying a long dead rat which he gently placed on the cream sofa. Left a stain that even after it was disinfected and deep cleaned - I could never un-see it🤢

A very drunk teenage boy urinated over my trouser leg as I passed by a club doorway one evening. He did apologise.

Chambermaiding as a teenager. Silly uniform so we would do it without shoes; just tights on feet.
Stepped on a used condom, not tied up. Properly grim! It was a small hotel and I had been on breakfast service so I knew exactly whose it was, which seemed to make it worse!

Fucking hell. That is absolutely rank.