Embarrassing moment 😳

[ConnieHeart]

Went to a wedding yesterday of OH's nephew. Lots of his distant family in attendance that we hadn't seen for ages. As we were leaving I said goodbye to my SIL's BIL. I wasn't sure exactly how to do it as I don't know him very well so I put my hand out & he shook it(!) & I kind of leaned in for a hug (as I'd hugged his wife goodbye) but it didn't quite work out as he's really tall & I ended up just putting my cheek on the jacket of his lapel and just staying there for a few seconds as I didn't really know how to finish the very awkward move. I then stood back up straight and mumbled "goodbye". There should be a rulebook for how to say goodbye to people you like but don't know very well 🤣

🤣 is it just me that had to google ‘goosing’ ? 🥸
so funny

…this has started off my Sunday with tearful hysterics 🫣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
thank you 😊

sounds like he really was 😇

Oh god I am laughing out loud
Was it David Attenborough?

on a Saturday night I met a woman in the toilet she was crying because her boyfriend dumped her and she hates her job and then started crying because my cat had died and saying how I had a job interview on Monday for a shit job that I don’t want.

Monday monring I went for the interview for the shit job and she was my interviewer. I got the job but politely declined the offer 🤣

Why wasn't it on a lead? In Australia when outside of your property your dog must be on a lead at all times, unless it's a dog park. That child could have had a dog phobia or people could have dog allergies etc. Dogs should not be free to just bound up to people.

In the UK dogs don't need to be on a lead. The beach was basically empty. I know all you've said is true, but really did you have to come on here and say that

That's hilarious 🤣 ❤️

Thank you, although I've had the post removed as clearly people weren't going to see the light hearted nature way id post about an event 20 years ago, but that i was no way diminish my responsibilities as a dog owner etc etc. Sometimes life is too short of MNers 😂😘

When the grandkids were young and we were in the car, we went down a particular road regularly past KFC and then a Chinese Takeaway called Wookie. The game was for the first one to sing out loud at the top of your voice KFC, KFC, KFC WOOKIEEEEEE and the last one to join in was the loser. I invariably lost. We moved so didn't go past there anymore.

I got a new job, and I got a lift in but for the first time in a long time, I got a bus home which went down this road. It was rush hour and it was standing room only. I looked up just as we were approaching the KFC, and bellowed out at the top of my voice KFC, KFC, KFC WOOKIEEEEEE....old habits die hard. Everyone stopped turned around and grinned at me, I was mortified and just shrugged my shoulders and said loudly, sorry it had to be done. My new boss was on the bus. Everytime he saw me the next day he grinned but said nothing and I just smiled and shrugged because I didn't know what to say,

Roll forward two days later, same time, same bus, mainly the same people I slunk on the bus, collar up and hat pulled down, there was a woman with three kids on the bus, approaching KFC they all turned around, looked at me and bellowed out KFC, KFC, KFC WOOKIEEEEEE and 4 people including the bus driver joined in.

I cracked out laughing!

My mate used to call her daido rail, a dildo rail. I never corrected her as it made me smile.

I was going home from work when I saw a small carton of coconut water on the pavement. I stood on it so that the last bit could trickle out and I could put it in a bin. Only it was near full and it shot out with so much force that it went all up the back of a man walking in front of me(He didn’t notice) and without exaggeration it went 20 + feet up the side of the flats next to me and all over their window.

Havent laughed so much at a thread in ages - absolutely fantastic. Thanks so much

Too late to the party I'm sure but mine was when I was commuting from London at the newly-opened St Pancras Station. It was so new the floors were still shiny and a tad slippery. I came running down the escalator to the platform, changed direction to aim for the right end of the train, hadn't bargained for the all-new slippery floor, felt myself skidding at speed towards the floor, grabbed the nearest object I could to steady myself - it was the hood of a pink coat of a toddler waiting innocently on the platform. I brought her down with me, crashing to the floor. I was SO apologetic, even missing the departing train with my attempts at amending the situation with her horrified parents. It remains the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me - even counting the time my Dad walked in on me and my teen bf having sex 😳

I have just wet myself laughing at this. Read it out to DH who also started laughing and then agreed it was totally plausible as his rubber handles used to come off his bike when he was a kid, then he mimed it happening. Hilarious, thankyou 😂

I can so picture this 😂

Noooooo 😭 😂

This killed me! I could envisage the whole thing 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 cracking up laughing in bed at 04:08 am.

Noohoo 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

Maybe we can be roommates there?
I am laughing so hard that I am afraid of waking the house. Well, the occupants. I had the house exorcised so it's quiet now.

You need to learn about context. Give your head a wobble

Me and my DH jokingly refer to daffodils as "daffa-dildos" just... because...

Was out on a play date with my DC and a mum and her 2 DC that we'd never been out with before but arranged the outing as both our wee ones were starting the same school. Making polite small talk and then, despite always managing to call them daffodils in front of my DC, I said "look at the lovely daffa-dildos" 🫠 kids took no notice but she couldn't have not heard me, mortified 🙈

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