Embarrassing moment 😳

[ConnieHeart]

Went to a wedding yesterday of OH's nephew. Lots of his distant family in attendance that we hadn't seen for ages. As we were leaving I said goodbye to my SIL's BIL. I wasn't sure exactly how to do it as I don't know him very well so I put my hand out & he shook it(!) & I kind of leaned in for a hug (as I'd hugged his wife goodbye) but it didn't quite work out as he's really tall & I ended up just putting my cheek on the jacket of his lapel and just staying there for a few seconds as I didn't really know how to finish the very awkward move. I then stood back up straight and mumbled "goodbye". There should be a rulebook for how to say goodbye to people you like but don't know very well 🤣

@Beastieboys that's hilarious. When we holidayed in Penang, Malaysia the bus stops are named after the nearest land marks, like Lighthouse Cafe etc. We were boarding a bus to head back to our hotel, Golden Sands. Husband got on and asked for "Four tickets to Golden Showers please" whilst I and some other English folk in the queue cracked up laughing.

I once worked in a supermarket and a bag was left at the checkouts. I looked inside and discovered naked pictures of a man with a large penis. Alittle while later the man called to ask if a bag had been handed in. I said yes and to come into the shop and ask at the tills and someone would collect from lost property. The man arrived later and before he spoke i said "oh we have your bag" and then suddenly realised he hadn't asked me yet so i ran off bright red.

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So pleased it wasn't just me. I don't usually laugh at things like this but my toddler just woke up because I was cry-snort-laugh-shaking.

OK I’m really cringing for you now! 😳

OMG, this has killed me 😂😂

I asked a woman in the supermarket if she ‘needed a hand’ as it looked like she was trying to balance a lot of things at once whilst reaching for something else.

She turned and GLARED at me and of course I then notice she’s only got one fucking hand 😐

I worked with a woman who had one hand and a prosthetic, and if someone said that to her she'd say "that's okay, I've got a spare in my bag" 😂

I've been trying to read some of these to my husband, but keep snorting with laughter before the end of the posts. He's looking at me as if I'm completely mad!!

I tried that with "I'm R/rich", it killed me. 🤣

Mind you, I'm beginning to think that there are few men left who haven't been traumatised by women accidentally grabbing their 'meat and two veg'! 😅

🤣🤣🤣 that does make me feel a bit better !

I worked at a supermarket when I was 16. This was in the days of little sticky price labels and it was not unusual for them to fall off. If we had an item with no label, we had to announce it on our tannoy with all of the details so that someone on the floor could check the price of the item and they would run back to your checkout to tell you. I loudly and clearly announced “Price check for KY lubricating jelly 100 g at checkout 16”.
I had no idea what it was for so it was delayed embarrassment for me, but that poor lady!

I think the wheelchair one is going to end up in Mumsnet Classics!

Just the sort of thing I would do 🤣

A lad I was friends with around the same age had that job. Once, a stock of items had been mistakenly priced too low, so he was tasked with correcting this. He proceeded to put those yellow star shaped stickers on them all, proudly displaying:

"WAS £4.99, NOW £7.99"

His boss wasn't impressed. 😅

So lucky she was uninjured! I must admit, my brain played the benny hill theme tune whilst reading. 😱

Oh and there was the time when I was 16 I was on a YTS placement working in a restaurant kitchen. It was pancake day and the head chef was tossing a pancake like a total pro practicing for a pancake day race. I was watching him and I just came out with your a good tosser Mike (not real name).🙈😂

You need to search up “penis beaker” and “fishslice and lube” then

That made me proper belly laugh

I did it to my cousin once in the 1980s and I’m embarrassed about it to this day.

I mean they’re just right there at hand height 😳

My mum was at work, and someone new asked if she had kids. “Yes, I have my daughter Anna, and my son Steven”.

my brother is not called Steven, or anything like Steven 😂

I once sprayed breast milk over an elderly lady’s back in the M&S cafe. Newborn baby unlatched, I was new to BF, didn’t react quick enough and a perfect arc of warm breast milk squirted the back of her faux leather jacket. I don’t think she noticed 😳

I was standing outside a toilet block waiting for my 8 year old son to come out, with my back to it. I heard him flush and then seconds the outer door opened and I shouted “Somebody hasn’t washed their hands….go back in there right now and do them thoroughly please, I know that was a poo.” Of course it wasn’t my son but a sheepish looking middle aged man who literally ran past me.

I checked in at my hairdressers reception.. “hi I’m booked in for a blowjob at 10.30”