How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

Was she literally shaking with anger?

She mentioned that she boil washes her sheets and towels daily and anything less is 'grim'. She also spoke about the importance of having pears cutted up.

Did she sign up for the yoni massage?

🤣🤣 You have my vote!

Lots of great posts on this thread, but I particularly love this one!

Did she snap and fart?

Was she going to a wedding but was worried and asking everyone if her perfectly acceptable floral dress had too much white on it, like everyone would mistake her for the bride and force her down the aisle ?

Much more likely to have been this, but neither start with b.

She was wearing a ... beanie? Bustier? Bobble hat? Beret? Baseball cap? Bib? Burka? Bow tie? Barbour oilskin? Bodysuit? Bandana? Burburry trenchcoat? Balaclava? Ballgown? Bomber jacket? Bowler hat? Bikini? Bum Bag? Bolero?

She asked you to help her find a specific item of clothing.

She dangled a clickbaity guessing game and then fucked off and didn't tell you the answer?

She kicked over a display of toilet brushes in the supermarket and then stamped on them?

Was she suffering from javelin arse?

Was she buying artisan fat balls for her husband?

Wearing an "I'm ND and all my kids are too" t-shirt while pushing a twin pram with a British sun visor?

Was she T-rexing in the supermarket?

My house has gone to ruin without piglet John.

Did she have a top hat on?

Please, for the love of god, can we understand the b word and the answer.
please, I need to have a life

was she wearing “stylish” walking sandals
was she hissing at her husband that he’s a narcissist?

Did her pervy DH grope her boob from behind while she helped herself to a massive salad from the buffet, and when you called him out on it she tilted her head, gave a tinkly laugh and said "Gently, NAMALT, iyswim?"

Can you post a link?!

Oh yes, please!!

Did she say "Bless him" about her DH's widowed friend?

She referred to her family as DH, DS3 & DG5 🤔

No loo brush.