How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

Oh come on @UrsulasHerbBag everyone is waiting for an explanation as to what the B stands for! For the love of god put us out of our misery! Even MNHQ has contributed.

She mentioned the Spanish spiders had been rubbing their Willies on the beach towels she left out overnight?

she told you she cooked a whole chicken and had made 45 meals from it

She diagnosed your whole family with autism based on a tiny interaction.

She said cancel the cheque everytime someone said something somebody else had already said.

Did she ask you a question then disappear for 10 hours without giving the answer, whilst the rest of you all discussed what the answer could be though?

She was eating naice jamon.

I guffawed out loud.

She had a hobby that was ’Outing?’

🤣🤣🤣

Did she request that penguin bollards be installed around her sun lounger so no one comes near her?

Was she eating lasagne with boiled potatoes?

Even though the OP is incredibly annoying for posting intriguing statement and disappearing…I am glad I found about this! 🤣

Well, if she was dressed head to toe in Boden that makes her likely to be English or an Anglophile, of a certain economic bracket, and therefore very likely to be a Mumsnetter?

Was her boyfriend doing T-Rex?

She used the word "gently" or "kindly" before proceeding to denigrate every inch of you?

She claimed that someone was vile.

Did she look like Suzie Quatro’s fat nan?

You were both wearing the same dress from ME+EM?

Boden?

Pom Bears for dinner?

Omg I love this thread, it’s made me laugh so much after a shit day 😂!!

Did she say “Should I ask Piglet John for advice on our leaky toilet back in the villa?”

Was she sat there eating a teeny tiny salad, then she turned around and said to her friend (who she doesn't actually like very much at all because her DD was upset by friend's DD, and friend just pretended like nothing happened) "I don't know but I think he might be ND but I'll never leave him because I completely love him even though he strips to his pants every time he comes home".
And did her friend turn around and tell her he was a pervy arsehole and she should LTB.

Or something like that.

Was this in an actual thread?!! And if so how can I find it?

And picky bits and that weird teddy bear pretend ham.