How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

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I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

That bloody Boswell thread! It really annoyed me!

you both bought and were wearing something recommended on here.

Standing in her swimsuit by the poolside wearing a string of pearls that she was clutching very tightly while aghast that there are men in the resort.

She said ick ?

What's the 'B' word??

She shouted, “I’ve found the ironing board!” Very loudly.

Her son was called Balonz?

Dressed head to toe in Boden, sneering at a performing parent, and changes her bed sheets thrice daily?

This is brilliant. I wish the laugh emoji was still there 🤣. Every contributor should award themselves one.

Anyone else still none the wiser?

Beaker. Birkenstocks. Boden. Brain's Faggots. Brush (loo). Balayage. Barrel leg jeans. Bedding. Baby. Babyccino.

She shouted NESI when you asked if she was an MNer: “¡No estás siendo irrazonable!”(YANBU in Spanish! 🇪🇸)

Missing the point, but I work in Local Government where being gender critical is a complete No No. I found a fellow TERF at work by spotting a Suffragette Ribbon on her work bag. As we left the meeting I hissed at her "are you GC" and she nodded. She then said "Are you on MumsNet" ? It was very like the fish symbol.

Was she carrying an ironing Board looking very suspicious??

Seasalt, Boden, fisherman sandals, birkenstocks, floaty dress, linen shorts, grumpy DH, quiet kids (drugged), softly sloshed at midday but you'd never know it. One lettuce leaf and a sliver of jamon Iberico for dinner, but a stash of crap and cava back at the hotel. There's obviously more to the MN brand but that's enough for now....

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I don't even know the reference for these and they are still funny.

Where does the "snapping and farting", and screaming in the Sistene Chapel come from? 😂

Was she buying a penguin bollard?

WAS SHE CANADIAN? Yes, I am shouting.

She saw someone use her driveway to turn their car around on the ring camera and was logging it with the authorities for future reference.

Was she furiously jabbing her phone muttering "f*ing Amazon adverts!!!"

Omg, loved that thread!!

The head tilt?

Snap and fart is from a thread where a woman with IBS had a fallout with a boyfriend 🤣

Was she shouting 'cat me you cunt'?