How did I recognise a fellow Mumsnetter while in Spain?

[UrsulasHerbBag]

I met a mumsnetter in Spain... How did I recognise her? (Just for fun, but I did meet one of us in the wild and there was a recognising factor).

She insisted on cutting her 14 year old child's grape in half so she didn't choke.

She posted something outing about her holiday in Spain on here?

Was she staring fixedly at her screen swearing and muttering “It’s frozen AGAIN!”

She asked if it was unreasonable that her dog was jumping up with muddy paws? Or thought you were unreasonable because you got annoyed that her dog jumped up with muddy paws? Or asked why dogs are allowed everywhere now? Or asked why her dog wasn't allowed in the playground? Anything about dogs really.

Was she on a surfboard holding a casserole dish? IYKYK

Oh no! Someone suggested a secret Mumsnet signal years ago, and I’ve forgotten what it was. Something about gloves? Carrying one white glove? Dammit — can’t remember.

Shopping divider placed long ways not short

She was complaining about something, or more probably, someone.

The cashier in the gift shop implied she couldn’t afford a souvenir. So she came back the following day holding a shopping bag from a rival shop screaming ‘big mistake’ at the top of her lungs.

Was she at a wedding in a full length white dress...but not as the bride?

She said LTB?

Did she start effing and blinding when you offered her a slice of your homemade lemon drizzle cake?

She had an argument with her DH because he left the towels on the balcony overnight to dry and they got darked on.

She snapped and farted

Because she asked a question and then fucked off without bothering to give any sort of clarification despite the fact that over 200 people responded?

Refusing to watch her grandkids because "pressure"

Matching dredge coloured shapeless Boden,and hideous sandals that made her look like she had foot problems ?

Did you hear her husband saying he'd much rather be at Center Parcs (going back somewhat but it was bloody hilarious) 😜

She was wearing merch : a t-shirt that said either:

• LTB (‘wearing the B word’?)
• CFs
• AIBU?
• Ducks in a row
• MIL

Did she ltb at the pool?

Were you queuing behind her at passport control, and saw over her shoulder that the name had been scrubbed out and replaced with "Namechangedforthis"?

I hope I've won 😁

Did she put the divider lengthways on the conveyer belt at the supermarket checkout?

She took one look at you and your DH and spat out " LTB"!

Naaah, it was STBEH on the front and then '....doesn't know my ducks are in a row' on the back

She was a screamer?!