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What is something you know because of your job, that would surprise others? (My example is gross, thread warning!)

760 replies

Mrmen1100 · 10/05/2026 19:24

It can be anything!!

I will start..

I am a food safety inspector (local authority) and have been for over 15 years, working in two large cities, and my current job in a smaller local authority. The same theme...

Food handlers do NOT wash their hands properly after using the toilet / before preparing your food.. lack of antibacterial soap in a toilet cubicle or in a kitchen is common place.... even when I am there, hands are not washed, it is an absolute bug bear of mine.

Preparing with raw meat then handling food ready to eat.. not uncommon

Handling cash / touching screens then handling food.. not uncommon.

Yes it does put me off eating outside of my house unfortunately 🙃

I have come across a LOT worse but this example irritates me.

Your turn!!!!!

OP posts:
KilkennyCats · 11/05/2026 22:33

Lollygaggle · 11/05/2026 22:31

Yes , most people , including many with jobs you would have thought needed good literacy skills .

You need to limit amount of information , length of written communication, vocabulary and even then many will not be able to fully get the meaning .

It’s important because it’s the reason so many medical history questionnaires are filled out wrongly or incompletely and need verbal confirmation.

That’s frankly terrifying…

WearyAuldWumman · 11/05/2026 22:34

KilkennyCats · 11/05/2026 22:17

Most people??

Many years ago, I was told (on a Media Studies Ed course) that the Sun was at one point written for those with a reading age of 6, but the reading age has since been increased.

Zerodarkforty · 11/05/2026 22:34

That school staff judge parents and often have favourite pupils.

That you’d never leave your child in a private nursery if you’d worked in them.

KilkennyCats · 11/05/2026 22:35

WearyAuldWumman · 11/05/2026 22:34

Many years ago, I was told (on a Media Studies Ed course) that the Sun was at one point written for those with a reading age of 6, but the reading age has since been increased.

Dear God 🤯

WearyAuldWumman · 11/05/2026 22:36

Jardenalia · 11/05/2026 22:25

Filling in a personal tax return is piss easy so I don’t know why people bother paying us to do it for them

Edited

Only once in my life did I need to fill up a return for CGT. I finished up paying an accountant £400 to do it for me because I was so nervous of doing it online and mucking it up.

Fgfgfg · 11/05/2026 22:39

PracticalPolicy · 11/05/2026 17:01

I worked at a Russell Group University and discovered that the exam marks were kept on Excel spreadsheets. It happened more frequently than it should that marks would end up misallocated because someone had sorted a table and not included all the columns. People graduated with the wrong classification.

I also learned about 30 years ago so it may not be true any more, that all universities get all the A Level results for every single student in the country, days before they are issued to students. This is so that the universities can work out which offers to make.

One very senior employee went to the IT department and asked for his daughter's results even though she did not apply to that university. He was given them.

We still get A level results early. Every year we're warned about not disclosing results before the official results day. It's a sackable offence to breach the embargo.

IsabellaVireauxLaurent · 11/05/2026 22:41

WearyAuldWumman · 11/05/2026 22:34

Many years ago, I was told (on a Media Studies Ed course) that the Sun was at one point written for those with a reading age of 6, but the reading age has since been increased.

but people in general could learn more complex words so what prevents them learning them ?

NoGarlic · 11/05/2026 22:42

KilkennyCats · 11/05/2026 22:17

Most people??

Only just incorrect.
15% of UK adults (2011) have only basic vocabulary knowledge and don't understand the structure of sentences or paragraphs.
29% can read short texts to locate a single piece of information that they know to look for. They can recognise basic vocabulary, determine the meaning of sentences and read short paragraphs.
57% can match text with information and paraphrase, reading at least short texts and making at least low-level inferences.

Young adults have worse literacy than older people.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/5a8225f5e5274a2e8ab57bf4/11-1367-2011-skills-for-life-survey-findings.pdf

https://literacytrust.org.uk/parents-and-families/adult-literacy/what-do-adult-literacy-levels-mean/

What do adult literacy levels mean? | National Literacy Trust

In England, adult literacy is often referred to in terms of levels, which are defined in the government’s 2011 Skills for Life survey.

https://literacytrust.org.uk/parents-and-families/adult-literacy/what-do-adult-literacy-levels-mean/

Dandelyon · 11/05/2026 22:42

Sunisgettinganewhaton · 11/05/2026 13:20

Posh boutique city hotel. Not a chain. Did a trial cleaner position shift.. 3 of us did each room. Used towels are used to dry bathrooms and cups /saucers...
I declined their job offer..

Worked in a chain hotel, was, disgustingly, trained to do this.

IsabellaVireauxLaurent · 11/05/2026 22:44

Dandelyon · 11/05/2026 22:42

Worked in a chain hotel, was, disgustingly, trained to do this.

why do they do it ?

Thisismynewname23 · 11/05/2026 22:45

StandingDeskDisco · 11/05/2026 13:57

I have had many jobs in both public sector and private sector offices.

In the private sector, at junior / admin levels, you work your socks off. If they can possibly make your role redundant, or just not replace you when you leave, they will, and expect the rest of the team to pick up the work.

In the public sector (civil service, local authority, and FE college, but I expect the other organisations are similar), you can work at about 2/3 of the pace or less, and 'empire building' is rife: this means that every manager tries to get as many staff under them as possible. A manager with a team of six will moan to his superior how everyone is flat out and overworked, they need another person. The manager is happy to agree, because he has no idea of the actual workload, and then he also gets more people under him.
So there are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of under-employed people working at half-speed paid for by our taxes.

I was stunned by this when moving to the local authority from private practice a full time staff member had 10 cases and part time 5-6 it was staggering they worked at a snails pace, I had a manger tell me they had to spend all their budge before April or it would be cut the following year so they would order stuff and spend like mad to use it all up before the year end rather than save costs

Cookingandfoldingthings · 11/05/2026 22:47

GuelderRoses · 11/05/2026 14:09

My previous employer invented something that is vital to national security but I'm not allowed to tell you what it is or what it is used for.😎

Taking this entirely at face value - Cool!

There are so many incredible posts on this thread, thanks for starting it OP.

Pureclass · 11/05/2026 22:51

Waitingfordoggo · 11/05/2026 14:38

@Feis123 Yes, any teacher can seek a job in state schools or private schools. In fact, for a long time private schools were often employing people who weren’t qualified teachers (but were experts in their subject). I don’t know if that’s still the case, but certainly in the quite recent past there have been teachers in private schools who, despite knowing their subject well, have never qualified as a teacher, so they have received no education on theories of learning, how to teach children with SEN etc.

I think that was definitely the case until approx 2005 - or that was when the school i worked in started requesting actual teaching qualifications

Before then somw teachers hadn't even completed their teaching subject at university

I know for sure though that in 2002 the private school i worked in got a letter saying we were no longer allowed to use corporal punishment

That had been a loophole for private schools we didnt know existed 😱

Fgfgfg · 11/05/2026 22:55

I've been an office cleaner and since then have never used a work kitchen, not even to make a drink.

Loloblue · 11/05/2026 23:00

That raising most grievances in academia is pointless!

Happyjoe · 11/05/2026 23:00

manateeplushie · 11/05/2026 20:08

I used to work in video banking, and a man would get his knob out on camera at least every 6 months. All the recordings were stored and we'd watch them back and laugh.

Blokes are really really weird at times aren't they?!

MabelAnderson · 11/05/2026 23:05

Bertiebiscuit · 11/05/2026 13:40

No surprise - given that most men don't wash their hands after going to the toilet - it's obvious, they are doing up their flies when they leave the toilets, and you never hear a hand dryer, whereas women get dressed in the cubicle, then most wash and dry their hands.

I never use a hand drier, but I always wash my hands. Hand driers just spray more bacteria onto your hands.

PracticalPolicy · 11/05/2026 23:09

Fgfgfg · 11/05/2026 22:39

We still get A level results early. Every year we're warned about not disclosing results before the official results day. It's a sackable offence to breach the embargo.

Except when it's the Vice Chancellor asking...

NeuroticGingerCat · 11/05/2026 23:12

StandingDeskDisco · 11/05/2026 13:57

I have had many jobs in both public sector and private sector offices.

In the private sector, at junior / admin levels, you work your socks off. If they can possibly make your role redundant, or just not replace you when you leave, they will, and expect the rest of the team to pick up the work.

In the public sector (civil service, local authority, and FE college, but I expect the other organisations are similar), you can work at about 2/3 of the pace or less, and 'empire building' is rife: this means that every manager tries to get as many staff under them as possible. A manager with a team of six will moan to his superior how everyone is flat out and overworked, they need another person. The manager is happy to agree, because he has no idea of the actual workload, and then he also gets more people under him.
So there are hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of under-employed people working at half-speed paid for by our taxes.

Thank you so much for this post!
I was a nurse for 25 odd years- and 100% agree.

Happyjoe · 11/05/2026 23:14

DeposedPresident · 11/05/2026 13:51

That there are more paedophiles about than you can ever imagine.

It's hell isn't it? I used to work for the press. Was given a huge list of printed names and addresses of registered sex offenders.. from just one town in Surrey. All men. Must've been a thousand on the list easily, never got to the end before going on another job anyway. I presume this is repeated up and down the country and only the tip of the iceberg because of reporting and conviction rates are so low in this country.

Working through some of the addresses, there were far too many living next to schools and youth clubs such as ATC, Cadets, Guides etc. I cannot walk past schools now or kids clubs without wondering which houses nearby have the pervs in and this was about 20 years ago. Truly depressing.

ChildrenOfTheQuorn · 11/05/2026 23:19

Pureclass · 11/05/2026 22:51

I think that was definitely the case until approx 2005 - or that was when the school i worked in started requesting actual teaching qualifications

Before then somw teachers hadn't even completed their teaching subject at university

I know for sure though that in 2002 the private school i worked in got a letter saying we were no longer allowed to use corporal punishment

That had been a loophole for private schools we didnt know existed 😱

My husband told me he was hit at school which I found difficult to believe as corporal punishment was a distant memory by the time I was at school. But he was educated privately so this makes sense now.

Waitingfordoggo · 11/05/2026 23:22

IsabellaVireauxLaurent · 11/05/2026 22:41

but people in general could learn more complex words so what prevents them learning them ?

Probably lots of factors. Low IQ or learning difficulties like dyslexia; no interest in reading or learning, lack of opportunity… Some adults with low literacy might not even be aware that their literacy is below average. Obviously if you’re struggling to read or write at all, then you’ll know you have a problem; but if your life and your work environment means you are never required to read or write anything too complex, then you might not realise you have the reading age of a 10 year-old. And if someone like this gets a letter from the dentist that they don’t understand, they’re likely to feel too embarrassed to tell anyone.

Fgfgfg · 11/05/2026 23:29

PracticalPolicy · 11/05/2026 23:09

Except when it's the Vice Chancellor asking...

I can believe that 😂

Wexone · 11/05/2026 23:32

Devondevs · 11/05/2026 18:53

Many supermarket own brand products are exactly the same as other supermarkets, just in different packaging.

For example, a £2.49 product in M&S is labelled a luxury item. But it is in fact exactly the same as the one sold in Lidl for 80p, just different packaging.

not true they have different recipes. I used to order the ingrediants for some of these brands

chipsticksmammy · 11/05/2026 23:35

Freda999 · 11/05/2026 21:24

Haven't worked retail in over 20 years but still remember that and the code for bananas.

I knew someone would say bananas too 😂

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