Classic local radio ad jingles that live rent-free in your head

[UnPetitDunPetit]

🎵🎵 (to the tune of Old MacDonald)
ColdSEAL winDOWS oh-eight-hun-DRED
Double 2 double 1 double 5
ColdSEAL winDOWS oh-eight-hun-DRED
Double 2 double 1 double 5
With a front door here and a back door there
Here a door there a door, quality and much more
Call Coldseal oh-eight-hun-DRED
Double 2 double 1 double 5
🎵🎵

Any other 90s classics to share?

Graham Torrington's late night love

A new station I'm listening to - STV Radio, never the same song, all day long.

Call em up call em up call em up today
Call em up call em up call em up and don’t delay
Call em up call em up call em up today
call Coldseal today
you’ve just gotta call for coldseal coldseal coldseal for windows and doors
you’ve just gotta call for coldseal coldseal coldseal what are you waiting for?

it won’t cost you a penny
no it won’t cost you a thing.
It won’t cost you a penny
till they put your windows in.

(I was about 16; I did not need windows. Or doors.)

Bristol Street
You can count on Bristol Street
(Bristol Street motors)

And something that had branches at
Darley Dale
Measham
Drotwich
Grantham
Norhampton
Shrewbury
Cannock
Fenton
(DFS maybe?)

Sung to the tune of Rolph Harris' "tie me kangeroo down", unfortunately.

Don't worry about mowing the lawn, Vaughan,
Build a patio too.
Don't look so perplexed, Rex,
Dales has got it for you.

Can't remember the exact station, Southdowns fm maybe?

Buy a bike, buy a bike,
Get down to Charnock Richards cycles!

I have never, ever been to Charnock Richards, but I will always know that there is (was?) a cycle shop there!

I remember Mortgage Point, Leeds 2-3-4 3-4 3-4, Mortgage Point. Stone cold 90s classic.

My name is Larry Spear
I sell carpets and beds
There's no delay, you can have it today
My name is Larry spear

Whatever you’re doing,
drilling or screwing,
if you’re doing yourself then you need our help
Page and Taylor!

Another bona fide banger from Rock Fm in the 90s and 00s!

“Buy a bike!
Buy a bike!
Get down to Charnock Richard Cycles!
Buy a bike!”

(It’s a retro classic).

@CoffeeAndCakeBringMeJoy YESSSS!!! I needn’t have commented, should have just looked up thread.

Yes yes to the mortgage point "preston 88 08 08" and "buy a bike buy a bike". We always have to sing that when going past the signs for charnock richard on the motorway

To the tune of The Lambeth Walk

”If you go down wherstead road
Looking for that building load
You will find it aallllll
At Collier and Catchpole”

@themessesI think it’s pretty much on a loop in my brain when I’m not specifically thinking about something else.

I’m not local anymore, but should I ever want a conservatory of fascia (if I ever find out what one of those is) I know who I’ll be calling!

Together, we put the heart back into shopping, at Wood Green Shopping City 🎵