First of May…

[JenaWren]

First of May, first of May,
Outdoor fucking starts today,
But as usual it do rain,
So we fucks off indoors again.

Remembering the wonderful Dame Jilly Cooper and looking forward to Rivals season 2.

Sadly it looks like rain is indeed coming so no chance of any outdoor fucking for a while.

Shame as DP is back from a longish overseas trip tomorrow.

#team Rupert Campbell-Black

Belated happy Jilly Cooper Day 🍾🥂
Just read elsethread about 1st May being Jilly Day and thought it was odd there hadn't been a thread so I did a search.

Had I known, I'd naturally have attempted to improve my hair by cutting my fringe with the bacon-rind-covered kitchen scissors, slapped on some base (that I found spilling everywhere in my bag), drawn rings of brown eyeliner round my eyes and drenched myself in my signature scent that reminds everybody of me when they smell it.
I'd have then lived in hope of my handsome lover rocking up at my chaotic, book-filled house, bearing champagne, smoked salmon and yet another bottle of scent.