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Bananas like this?

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tobee · 09/03/2026 17:54

For weeks now I’ve had bananas like this in my Tesco delivery. I haven’t ordered any for a bit. They only had these, no non organic or singles or anything.

Anyone else? What’s going on? These are the worst yet! Surely I shouldn’t have to put a note on the order saying “if they are the same colour as Shrek’s skin then don’t bother”?

Bananas like this?
Bananas like this?
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likelysuspect · 09/03/2026 17:55

Is there a picture coming or can we just imagine them?

tobee · 09/03/2026 17:56

Image under review!

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tobee · 09/03/2026 17:58

It’s taking a while to review. Sort of defeats the point but that’s life

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tobee · 09/03/2026 17:58

Yay! Banana picture visible

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onelumporthree · 09/03/2026 17:59

I'm guessing they are a long way away from being ripe?

tobee · 09/03/2026 18:00

Yes @onelumporthree. They might be yellow by, ooh I don’t know, Christmas?

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likelysuspect · 09/03/2026 18:00

Crikey, yes they are very green

How long does it take to ungreen them?

Dolallytats · 09/03/2026 18:02

Mine always seem to have splits in the skin....they are yellow though!!

FeelingSadToday1 · 09/03/2026 18:04

My last two deliveries the bananas have been yellow but humongous! This week my apples were like basketballs!! But no, never even seen a banana that green before!

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 09/03/2026 18:05

I buy ripen-at-home bananas every week so that once my ready-to-eat bunch is gone there may be another one ready to eat. It doesn't always work. A few weeks ago I had to give up and throw a bunch away as it never ripened. Mostly they do, though, given a bit of time. They ripen better if they're with other fruit that's already ripe.

MarchUsername · 09/03/2026 18:06

I no longer get bananas online with Tesco cos they put them in the fridge and they go all gross.

BauhausOfEliott · 09/03/2026 18:16

They're very green but I always find bananas ripen really quickly so I'd rather have green ones than ones that were too ripe. I can see why you're annoyed though; I've seen limes less green than that.

tobee · 09/03/2026 18:19

Fair enough

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ithinkilikethislittlelife · 09/03/2026 18:20

I must be unusual then as I actively look for the green bananas. I much prefer them greener.

Happyjoe · 09/03/2026 18:28

I prefer them like this, then can eat them over a week. Sadly some supermarkets supply them this green and they never ripen.

DancingNotDrowning · 09/03/2026 18:36

I read recently that a banana disease is currently killing crops across Latin America & because bananas have been bred to be genetically identical this is causing significantly reduced stock. no idea how accurate that is but maybe your bananas are a supply issue

ChaliceinWonderland · 09/03/2026 19:37

This is why you shouldn't shop online.

onelumporthree · 09/03/2026 20:23

Handy tip for you @tobee

Put them in a paper bag with an apple (or a ripe banana if you actually have one! ).

tobee · 09/03/2026 23:22

Thanks for the replies. Thanks for the tip @onelumporthree. True @ChaliceinWonderlandgot into the habit during Covid as dh extremely clinically vulnerable and still do big shop online.

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 10/03/2026 08:24

For me, the convenience of shopping online and having everything delivered far outweighs occasional issues with a bunch of bananas.

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