I read that with the voice of a movie trailer announcer (Tropic Thunder).
" There was the first Gulf war, and they said that was big.
There was the second gulf war, that was bigger, but not big enough.
Now Trump Enterprises LLC bring you Gulf War III.
Bigglier, smarter, more destructive than ever. More bangs than all other pathetic wars combined. More death, more tears, better Presidential speeches than ever heard before .
At a Cinema near you from Friday See it from your own front window for free."
Reveiws.
An epic, but not as good as mine - Melania magazine
* At last the war to end all wars, Praise the lord Trump - The Evangelical Bugle.