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If you don’t have a toilet brush…

127 replies

onflic · 22/02/2026 21:19

…what would you want guests to do with ‘below the line’ skid marks?

Had overnight stay this weekend with some friends and I felt terrible leaving a mess but there was nothing available. No cleaning products or toilet brush in bathroom.

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Theraininspainishere · 22/02/2026 23:31

This reminds me of when I worked in a nursery years ago.
We had an older lady helper who was very brash and extremely proud of her working class roots.
She was loudly outspoken about how she was there to help and therefore help she would.
She only worked about 2 hours every morning, from opening time.
Every week she would insist on emptying out the toilet bowl (for the staff and parent/visitors toilet) with her bare hands, scrub it, then take over the toast making and serving duties at the breakfast table.
She insisted on doing both these jobs, despite being told the toilet didn’t need cleaning this way and other staff could do the toast.
She refused to use any offered gloves, declaring that she wasn’t afraid of hard work and she was proud to do a good job.

She would pounce on each child coming in and insist they sat at the table and eat toast, even if they really, really didn’t want any.

The manager was terrified of her and wanted to sack her but didn’t have the guts!

BogRollBOGOF · 22/02/2026 23:33

No way am I shoving my unprotected hand into a random toilet bowl, wadge of disintegrating bog roll or not. Given that there are no cleaning materials provided in this scenario, I'd have no idea what state of hygiene the toilet is in or what chemicals have been used and may be present.

Just use a sodding toilet brush. or special fairydust or whatever it is they deem hygienic to use

How is a toilet brush used solely for that purpose less hygienic than a hand that touches anything around the house/ face???

Shitstix · 22/02/2026 23:34

This thread is batshit. Toilet brushes are disgusting but sticking your hand down the toilet and removing skid marks on the toilet bowl is fine. Ffs 🤢

Toilet brush, washed/changed regularly. Hands never in shitty water. Surely that's what civilised society does.

Arlanymor · 22/02/2026 23:35

BogRollBOGOF · 22/02/2026 23:33

No way am I shoving my unprotected hand into a random toilet bowl, wadge of disintegrating bog roll or not. Given that there are no cleaning materials provided in this scenario, I'd have no idea what state of hygiene the toilet is in or what chemicals have been used and may be present.

Just use a sodding toilet brush. or special fairydust or whatever it is they deem hygienic to use

How is a toilet brush used solely for that purpose less hygienic than a hand that touches anything around the house/ face???

It's YOUR shit you are dealing with. It came out of your body. No one is asking you to eat it, just literally sort YOUR shit out. Disposable paper makes more sense than a toilet brush with stories of ye olde poo.

HowBizxarre · 22/02/2026 23:38

Arlanymor · 22/02/2026 23:35

It's YOUR shit you are dealing with. It came out of your body. No one is asking you to eat it, just literally sort YOUR shit out. Disposable paper makes more sense than a toilet brush with stories of ye olde poo.

Plus any chemicals would of been flushed away 😅

And if one was so concerned about the hygiene of a toilet, they shouldn't use it anyway lol

Theonlywayicanloveyou · 22/02/2026 23:38

Bleach

voidcat · 22/02/2026 23:38

Who does this for guests?! Come and use mine Grin

there's a silicone toilet brush, bleach, toilet cleaner, poo pourri spray, baby wipes, tampons, pads, nappy bags, a bin and Aesop hand wash and hand cream

the downside is you might get a cat supervising you

Nutmuncher · 22/02/2026 23:39

First of all why are you staying in someone else’s home who wouldn’t have toilet bleach, are they students or something? Secondly I use Domestos every day. No skids in my loos.

HowBizxarre · 22/02/2026 23:39

Shitstix · 22/02/2026 23:34

This thread is batshit. Toilet brushes are disgusting but sticking your hand down the toilet and removing skid marks on the toilet bowl is fine. Ffs 🤢

Toilet brush, washed/changed regularly. Hands never in shitty water. Surely that's what civilised society does.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 stop it. People clearly flush first, wipe if need and then flush again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No ones sticking their hand in the water whilst their poo is still in it hahaha.

Arlanymor · 22/02/2026 23:40

HowBizxarre · 22/02/2026 23:38

Plus any chemicals would of been flushed away 😅

And if one was so concerned about the hygiene of a toilet, they shouldn't use it anyway lol

Well quite! Just squat over a hole, right?!

Wallawallakoala · 22/02/2026 23:41

🍿brilliant

ChamonixMountainBum · 22/02/2026 23:46

Arlanymor · 22/02/2026 23:35

It's YOUR shit you are dealing with. It came out of your body. No one is asking you to eat it, just literally sort YOUR shit out. Disposable paper makes more sense than a toilet brush with stories of ye olde poo.

You seem quite emotionally invested in this.

TopazQuartz · 22/02/2026 23:48

Arlanymor · 22/02/2026 21:50

Your own excrement. Not random excrement. Not stranger excrement. Not toxic waste excrement. The remnants of whatever you have eaten that day.

Flush once to get the majority off, then toilet paper wad with your hand.

Then wash your actual hand - strangely enough that gets the hand clean!

Eww, it doesn't!

Ohfudgeoff · 22/02/2026 23:49

Cathod · 22/02/2026 21:42

What parallel universe have I stumbled into? Who puts their hands under the waterline? I would be saying "Friend, do you have a toilet brush I could use?"

Edited

Me too! Grim!

ChamonixMountainBum · 22/02/2026 23:49

voidcat · 22/02/2026 23:38

Who does this for guests?! Come and use mine Grin

there's a silicone toilet brush, bleach, toilet cleaner, poo pourri spray, baby wipes, tampons, pads, nappy bags, a bin and Aesop hand wash and hand cream

the downside is you might get a cat supervising you

If things get tricky use the cat to wipe yourself. They self clean and will be as good as new in no time if you have to second wipe afain to remove some stubborn chicken jalfrazi dingleberrys.

HowBizxarre · 22/02/2026 23:50

ChamonixMountainBum · 22/02/2026 23:49

If things get tricky use the cat to wipe yourself. They self clean and will be as good as new in no time if you have to second wipe afain to remove some stubborn chicken jalfrazi dingleberrys.

Brilliant 🤣🤣

fisherhatesgravel72 · 22/02/2026 23:51

Ziggedy · 22/02/2026 21:55

@ShakyBake I would hazard a guess with hidden (heaven forbid guests suspect toilets are fouled and then cleaned properly!) gloves and bleach at least. Or is it the done thing for people to just use toilet paper and their bare hands to remove poo in water?

It would be less strange if it was on a dry surface but fancy plunging your hands into water wrapped in tissue paper. Those that think this is normal, is your paper made of Teflon? How is it not disintegrating, and leaving you with only your nails to chip away at the skids?! 😂😂😂

Utterly bizarre!

chip away with their nails? It’s a fresh mark that will wipe away, she’s not leaving it for days 🙄

Cheddars · 22/02/2026 23:53

So toilet brush users- how are you then getting the poo off your brush? Quick rinse under the tap? 🤢 Or are you just popping it back in its holder?

pinklemonade9 · 23/02/2026 00:08

This thread has had me absolutely howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I really needed a good laugh so thank you ladies!!!!

p.s we don't have a toilet brush in our bathroom 🤪🤪🤪

Iusedoterraoils · 23/02/2026 00:08

Brush user here
My brush appears clean. I swill it in the clean (well, freshly flushed water). It's silicon. If it isn't clean, I don't care that much because all I use it for is cleaning the loo!

Heyhelga · 23/02/2026 00:15

I never understand the germy toilet brush fear. As long as you are using bleach as part of the toilet clean it's game over for germs whether they are in the toilet or they are on the toilet brush. Bleach is a ruthless germ killer. Odds of survival for tiny microscopic germs clinging to the toilet brush for dear life being dunked in bleach as part of the clean is practically zero.

Arlanymor · 23/02/2026 00:17

TopazQuartz · 22/02/2026 23:48

Eww, it doesn't!

Because you wash poorly. I wouldn’t advertise the fact that you have poor sanitary practices.

Snaletrale · 23/02/2026 00:29

Team hand in the loo here. I’d double flush first. That normally sorts out most skiddies.

Toilet brushes are gross.

It’s like picking your nose. Ok to pick your own, grim to pick someone else’s. But of course, a hand wash afterwards is necessary.

Or do some people never pick their own nose? Or ears?

Greennuttysmoothie · 23/02/2026 02:08

This threat is wild! If someone stuck their hand down my toilet, they would be leaving without touching anything on the way out. Then I'd have to bleach the sink and door handle, and burn the hand towel!

sickofsixseven · 23/02/2026 02:12

What's the objection to toilet brushes? Never heard of this or people not having one. Its sole purpose is cleaning the toilet, not like you are using it on other surfaces. What's the problem? People would really rather put their hand into shit than use one? Bizarre