A hill you will die on.

[GreenEyesIsBack]

Mine is amongst others that carbonara should only ever be made with long pasta, none of your penne, or fusili nonsense.

I’m 56 and feel like I should know, but…what is a red velvet cake? Is it just a very red cake?

Another heathen.

I agree - for an afternoon snack I like to slice up a banana in a bowl and eat it with a cake fork. It tastes so much better than just biting into one!

I’m happy to destroy all fig rolls by eating them 😋

And here’s me searching forever for cucumber body spray like Primark made one year! Fabulous! If I can get a nice astringent cleanser smelling of cucumber, I am one happy bunny!

But surely it would taste the same with a normal fork?

It's chocolate cake with red food colouring I believe.

No such thing as cis.

No, eating it with a tiny fork improves the flavour!

I'm too common to own cake forks so will just have to take your word for it 🤣

Not too far off, basically, it's red because of food dye (I am already out, hate using food colouring), and the red sponge (which is mildly chocolatey) is contrasted with a sweet cream cheese frosting. Not a fan.

It took me years to learn about the “coriander gene”. I was so confused by people putting stuff all over their food that tasted of soap! Like some giant prank I wasn’t part of 🤣

ooooh yes they do

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When I eat out I want my food served on a plate. Not a fucking chopping board.

Absolutely!

Oh, I would be willing to travel back in time and silence the person who came up with "fine dining". I am not saying every meal needs to be a pig-out session, but severely overpriced "food" that is fraction of a size of a decent meal I feel is just all kinds of wrong.

@Benchdogs red velvet cake covered in custard is bloody gorgeous 🤤 even though this thread is full of red velvet haters 😂

They are only from Amazon, £3.75 for 4, so even common folk can get some!

I love them! I have TWO sets of Laura Ashley cake forks that I use at every available opportunity ☺️

I know right. It's a shame. He was so attractive up to about 7-8 years ago, but now he just looks gross with these women 30 to 33 years younger. As a pp said, I guess that they are mostly beards, and not a single one of the 'relationships' have ever been real, (not in the 25 years he has been dating models,) but why does he keep doing it? Everyone knows it's all fake. I have seen him 'kiss' these girls a few times, and it's like he's kissing his mum, or his dog. Just a peck with his mouth fully closed. It's so cringe.

I get that some famous men won't 'come out' because they're scared that it will affect their career, but he's in his early 50s now, and has had a brilliant, successful career for about 35 years, so he should come out if he IS gay,.. which I suspect he is. Whatever, he should just stop with all the fake model dating, it's ridiculous.

Victoria's Secret do a cucumber body spray, and bath and body works do cucumber melon!

Get out

Well in that case I can feel all posh then when I buy them 😁

No, I will die on this hill. Custard improves many a cake😁

Some foods taste differently depending on container or cutlery.
I am convinced white wine I have at home tastes better in the glasses with long green stems.