Online dating profile corkers

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I’ve just read this, no wonder they are single.

Must NOT have children! I do not want a woman who carries another man’s battle scars.

I mean a preference for no children is ok but WTAF?

Feel free to add your own crackers…

I saw one that specified the lady must be between 5 ft 3 and 5 ft 5. Again, I understand a preference, but seems very niche 😂
Please note, dear reader, that he did not mention his own height.....