Goldenballs. Would you split or steal?

[HippopotamusForChristmas]

I absolutely fucking hated this show, as if my faith in humans wasn't low enough. But...

Both split. You both shake hands, congratulate each other and go away all happy and lovely and feeling like you're a really nice person. Maybe sack off the mortgage.

Steal they split. You swipe the whole fund and go home minted but feel a bit guilty... but obviously not much because you're ruthless.

Both steal. Neither of you get shit but serves you right because you're a pair of cunts.

What would you do?

I would SPLIT.

Game Theory.

I would steal.

Either I get it all or we both get nothing.

I wouldn't feel guilty either.

Steal. I'm with @BeforeSigourneyWeaverTheyWoveTheirOwnSigourneys

How do you know they won't fuck you over, I don't trust anyone that much.