Wanting to do two things at a time. Always.
"Mummy sing twinkle twinkle little star please"
Cue DD singing the wheels on the bus at the same time.
"This book is mummy's, this book is mine"
I have to read the book whilst DD recites 'hers' from memory.
Listening to a specific song on the cd player and playing the toy piano at the same time. On repeat.
I'm sure it's a pretty normal toddler phase but my brain cannot cope with two things happening at the same time. 🤣😅
Any other crazy stuff your toddler does?
I also like
DD: can I try some of mummy's dinner
Me: it's the same
DD: can I try some of the same?
Me: okay.
DD: it's the same
Me: 🤦
Also...
Me: do you need the potty?
DD: no
Me: do you want to try?
DD: yes (and happily skips to the potty)
Every. Single. Time.