Think I invented something whilst delirious…

[ColinRobinsonsFart]

I have been ill with D&V since Christmas Eve, it’s now all over apart from the weakness and tiredness.
But I had some amazing dreams/hallucinations.

In my dream I needed a wee. A taxi turned up and when I got in, the back seat was a loo. I had my pee and it brought me back home. Apparently it was a service for mums who needed a pee in peace!

apparently when I woke up I told DH and spoke to him about how I could pitch the idea to Dragons Den ( it would fail at the first hurdle as we couldn’t get the taxi into the lift) he was bemused by it all.

I was off my tits!!!

And had you wee’d the bed? 🙈
that’s what I’d be checking for !

Omg OP that’s too funny! Hope you are feeling better.

Ahaa I love it and would invest for sure! Last time I was really poorly I hallucinated that i was riding around on a
very friendly giant bumble bee 🐝

I could have done with this yesterday when I was on a long walk and suddenly had a panic about an upset stomach! Thankfully there was a pub nearby.

Calling a poober would have been great!

I hadn’t wet the bed! 🤪

DH and I have since come up with more ideas - it could be ordered like an Uber depending on how desperate you were and its relation to the price.
we thought Peeber would be a good name.

the whole dream felt so real - so much so I told DH off for buying 7 teapots whilst I was out in the taxi/peeber.