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What has DH printed?

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:24

The printer starting up made me jump so I asked DH what he was printing. He replied "just something". So what do we think it is? Wild and fanciful answers only!

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CurlsLDN · 22/12/2025 16:25

The deeds to the beautiful house by the sea that he’s bought you for Christmas

smallglassbottle · 22/12/2025 16:25

An emigration form to emigrate to Kazakhstan in the new year.

IMissTheLittleBluePackets · 22/12/2025 16:27

Some mad patterns because he's going to do a giant Neil Buchanan style artwork on your front lawn.

afaloren · 22/12/2025 16:28

A voucher for a pie making workshop. (I have just printed this off for DH.)

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:29

CurlsLDN · 22/12/2025 16:25

The deeds to the beautiful house by the sea that he’s bought you for Christmas

We already live in a lovely house near the sea. My fantasy house is actually a city pad for weekends of fun.

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:29

afaloren · 22/12/2025 16:28

A voucher for a pie making workshop. (I have just printed this off for DH.)

I would love that!

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:29

IMissTheLittleBluePackets · 22/12/2025 16:27

Some mad patterns because he's going to do a giant Neil Buchanan style artwork on your front lawn.

He is very proud of our front lawn. I don't think he would ever desecrate it!

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Nourishinghandcream · 22/12/2025 16:30

The Ken Bruce Christmas decoration.🎄

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 22/12/2025 16:30

A one-man screen play he’s written and plans to perform in Christmas Day as your only present.

Gazelda · 22/12/2025 16:31

he’s downloaded the instruction manual for the iron he’s got you for Christmas.

Pancakeflipper · 22/12/2025 16:31

An " IOU loads of Christmas gifts cos' I just could not be arsed"

ItsOnlyHobnobs · 22/12/2025 16:32

Dirty Den in Eastenders style Christmas Day divorce papers?

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:32

Gazelda · 22/12/2025 16:31

he’s downloaded the instruction manual for the iron he’s got you for Christmas.

He will have the imprint of an iron in his face if that's what I am getting. My reaction the year I got salt and pepper grinders should be a reminder to never buy me house related gifts!

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:33

Nourishinghandcream · 22/12/2025 16:30

The Ken Bruce Christmas decoration.🎄

We would both love one of those!

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:34

ItsOnlyHobnobs · 22/12/2025 16:32

Dirty Den in Eastenders style Christmas Day divorce papers?

Now that would be a massive surprise. We are 40 happy years in ... or maybe not?

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OriginalUsername2 · 22/12/2025 16:35

Tickets

Oops, sorry that’s not very wild and fanciful 😆

ThatsRoughBuddy · 22/12/2025 16:37

Congratulations, it’s the adoption papers for an alpaca!

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:38

OriginalUsername2 · 22/12/2025 16:35

Tickets

Oops, sorry that’s not very wild and fanciful 😆

Edited

I'm actually hoping for tickets! I don't mind what they are for at all.

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:39

ThatsRoughBuddy · 22/12/2025 16:37

Congratulations, it’s the adoption papers for an alpaca!

I'd like one of them. We have a big garden leading on to a golf course. I think the golfers would enjoys seeing me walk my alpaca. I would definitely enjoy it.

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RedTagAlan · 22/12/2025 16:39

The missing pages featuring Trump from the Epstein file.

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 22/12/2025 16:40

It'll be tickets to something. I heard Showaddywaddy are touring again next year.

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:40

PhilosophicalCheeseSandwich · 22/12/2025 16:40

It'll be tickets to something. I heard Showaddywaddy are touring again next year.

Bloody loved them back in the day!

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thebeautifulsky · 22/12/2025 16:42

The words of some very old carols that you're going to perform to the neighbours on Christmas Eve!

Trabbling · 22/12/2025 16:43

A ChatGPT-generated voucher for a shopping trip 😁

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ApolloandDaphne · 22/12/2025 16:44

thebeautifulsky · 22/12/2025 16:42

The words of some very old carols that you're going to perform to the neighbours on Christmas Eve!

I sing in a choir and would be well up for that. DH less so...

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