Good Christmas jokes?

[DrHGS]

I’m looking for inspiration for a funny Christmas joke to tell at my last team meeting of the year.
Please help me out and share your best ones! 🎄

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

What’s small and snoops around bakeries?
A mince spy

How do Mary & Joseph

get their groceries delivered?

On a Lidl Donkey

What’s the most popular

wine at Christmas?

I don't like brussels sprouts

What’s an elf’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music.

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting? They always drop their needles.

What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? Candy canes.

What is every parent's favorite Christmas song? Silent Night!

I think I’m allergic to the Christmas tree! After I decorated it I got a terrible sore throat! The doctor says it’s the worst case of Tinselitis he’s ever seen!

None are funny lets be honest 😂

Father Christmas goes to the doctor with a mince pie stuck up his bum…. Doc says don’t worry I’ve got some cream for that.

I went to the doctor and told him I had a mince pie growing out of my head. He said “I have some cream for that”!

What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!

How do Christmas Trees get their email?

They log on

(This is potentially the worst cracker joke we've had recently)

Thanks everyone!

The Santa walking backwards one is my favourite