Does anyone have any good revenge stories?

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Someone had done something horrible to me and my family. I’ve taken legal advice and might take that route but it’s stressful and expensive.

So if you know of any really good revenge stories, I’d love to hear them.

I obviously won’t do anything but I can dream.

Decided to get revenge on my thieving neighbour who had stolen one mail piece and attempted to steal another. A package addressed to me ended on her doorstep. She could have brought it round, left it on mine, or even thrown it over the fence. Instead she kept it, opened it and never said a word.

It was this time of year, a small manilla packet that looked like a christmas gift - a watch, perfume or jewellery. A young friend knocked her door in the dark then legged it leaving the parcel on the step. As couriers often do. I know this becase I have cctv and a ring doorbell.

It was a spring loaded glitter bomb!

Next bin day her bin was full of fluff and red glitter so I know it went off somewhere in her house. If she had been honest and brought back the package this would never have happened. So the trick only worked because of her dishonesty.

Karma can be a bitch.

Ha ha that’s excellent!

It didn't really happen but our neighbours were horrible to our cat. They wouldn't even allow him to walk on the pavement outside their house. They liked to sit outside their house on a bench with flower tubs around it. When he died we were going to scatter his ashes in their tubs.
They moved and he's still alive at the grand old age of 18 so it won't even come to pass.

The count of monte cristo? 😂

Posted 10000 singing crickets through their letterbox. They sold up and moved shortly after

Found out the married office bully (middle aged man and senior manager) was having an affair with a very young and junior member of staff. This included having sex in the office shower room and at her house on work time. Also knew he was fiddling a few things in work like reports and his flexi time. He'd been investigated a few times but nothing was ever founded due to him being popular and others being afraid to speak up. He was very cruel to an older female colleague one day and I couldn't witness his behaviour any further. I tipped off HR and saw him be escorted out and was never seen again.

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Yup, after destroying my life my abusive ex got his competence - he was hiding from the local authority for reasons I won’t disclose and I happened to find out they were looking for him. I knew exactly where he was and gave them everything they needed. It felt good - the man has firm for dodging responsibility and casting the blame on everyone else. I hope the nasty fucker got given a hard time

Silence and acting like they don’t exist is my favourite thing when somebody has wronged me.

Love threads like this!

Ooooh I got one and it is the most petty thing I've ever done!

Cleaning job. One lady was the biggest bully i have EVER come across. After 2 years of her being a passive aggressive/physically abusive twat I finally gave up and handed my notice in.

Some things she liked to do was come in early and steal a floor cleaner when it was my turn so I would be stuck doing toilets endlessly. (No complaints from me really just mixing the job up a bit made it less tedious! ) She liked to stab holes in the bleach bottles when I was dressed in nice clothing for a night out after work for my outfits to be ruined. She referred to me countless times as 'A walking STD'. Just to name a few.

Anyway my revenge.....I've gone in super early on my day before last. Got the key for the cleaning cupboard and stole the floor scrubber and hid it out of site. Team arrives. I asked can I please do floors? She gets up to go and highjack it. TWAT. To no avail.

I have gone into the toilets before hand and TRASHED them. I mean 10 toilets rolls each flung everywhere and soaked. Ate food that doesnt agree with me to cause an ibs attack and shit in as many toilets as possible without flushing. Sanitary bins thrown everywhere. Normal bins. Lipstick over mirrors. Glitter sprayed every inch. I also shoved a whole onion up the hoover pipe.

I've then gone down and with absolute GLEE, walked past with floor scrubber doing my job with the biggest FUCK YOU smirk on my face knowing toilets were her job.

Following day was my last. She knew it was obviously me and has gone in trying to do the same and trashed the place twice as bad as I did as id be stuck doing it.

She didnt know I'd already phoned in sick so she had to clean up her own mess.

MwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My pal found out her boyfriend had been cheating on her so she sewed prawns into the hems of all his curtains.

I was treated absolutely appallingly by a family I nannied for. I hung on in there as I had a great bond with their son but they treated me like shit in the bottom of their shoes. They gave me my notice the day after I’d asked to go an hour early as my gran was dying and I wanted to try and rush to get the train to see her. I did make it, but asked for a day off after she’d passed as I was in bits and they said they’d prefer it if I was going to be ‘sad’, I be sad at work, no point being sad at home as it wasn’t fair on them and their schedules . Next day got my notice for lack of flexibility and not enough commitment.

Unlucky for them I was I charge of renewing the TFL parking permit which enabled them to park their ginormous car outside their house on a very sought after street.

I closed the account when I knew they were on holiday. They came back to a clamped car and huge fines and no clue how to reinstate the permit. I also dobbed them into the tax office as I know for a fact they were prolific tax dodgers.

What a set of fuckers to do that to you! I'm so glad you got some revenge....good for you!! X

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