Police Nabbed Me Dad

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🎵Police nabbed me dad 🎵

The greatest misheard Christmas lyric.

One for the scottish is:

Navid is yer dad

🎶Police Sammy Cat🎶

(misheard by my then 5-year-old.

That's sweet!

Later we'll have some f**king pie and we'll do some carolling

Surely it’s “a fleece for me dad”?

...as we perspire, by the fire...

Release ma wee dad - said in a Glaswegian accent

Step into Christmas, dads drunk together...

or philipes no yer dad

I’m gonna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my arse!

I’m gonna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my arse!

I'm laughing out loud to all the "interpretations" of Feliz Navidad. I'm sure I'll think of one in the next week or so after listening to Christmas carols and start to question phrases that may not be what I think they are. For this I love Google!

Great thread

My friend's son would happily sing Bing Crosby's "peace on earth" part as "Piss on earth". 😄