What superpower would you create?

[OneUmberJoker]

As in not one that is one of the traditional ones
I would say everything tastes like chocolate

Ability to refill things.

Drink empty? Refilled. Bank account looking sad? Sorted.

Someone pissing me off? Bladder refill!

@Questionablmouse love it!!! Bladder refill 🤣🤣 even worse would be diarrhea with no toilet near 😄

Is this because you’ve been watching I’m a celeb, they have just discussed this on there!

I think I’d like to be able to see in to the future.

I’d like to be able to think my house clean and tidy, washing done, washing up done, ironing done, everything put away, everywhere cleaned, dusted, polished, the lot.

Being able to speak and understand any language at the drop of a hat.

Only needing ten minutes of sleep every 24 hours. I thought about not needing to sleep at all but I might miss it.

I’d like to be able to turn badly parked cars upside down.

Shoplifters to fall over as they leave the shop and the stolen items to fly back into the shop onto the shelf from
where they came.

Yappy dogs to shut up when I raise my eyebrow at them.

All parking ticket machines to stop working.

@Questionablmouse my lord!!! right in there with you with that one!!

All the things Eleven can do in stranger things!

A protective film over the roads to stop all the rod kill. So much of it and it breaks my heart.

To be able to give people a mild electric shock by thought or look. Person dropping litter - buzzzz. Person in front of me stopping at the top of an escalator - buzzz. Person pissing in the corner of a building like I saw today - buzzz. There are lots of examples but it's late and I'm back in work on Wednesday 😀.

Bernard’s Watch. The ability to stop time (for everyone else but not me). I would stop time, sleep an undisturbed nine hours at bedtime, then start time again and spend the night doing all of the house chores. Then stop time again before kids woke up and have a nap. Then start time again and I’m rested and fully ready for the new day!!

I always remember that scene in Friends where Phoebe and Chandler talk about Phil Spiderman and Gold Man.

But yes, I'd vaporise anyone who doesn't indicate or who hogs machines at the gym 🔫