Does this warrant burial under the patio?

[TheBewleySisters]

My husband finishes work early on a Friday and is home by 3pm. He brings home two pain au chocolat and we have them with a cup of tea. Today he came home empty-handed! He actually laughed at my shocked Pikachu face.

Pain au Chocolate and tea

Under the patio for both of you

Its strictly Coffee or Hot Chocolate only

Just tuck this omission up your sleeve and disappoint him sometime soon with something you know he’d like.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Send him back out. He’ll learn 😆

He's obviously given your pan au chocolat to a women he's having an affair with.

Nah to cold for digging up the patio.
I'd order his favourite takeaway and let him watch you eat it.

Made me laugh!

Unfortunately the nearest shop is 10 miles away, and I'm not that heartless!

Disgusting behaviour, definitely time for a new patio!

Me too! Where's the laughing emoji when you need it 😂

LTB

Its friday - have wine instead! 🥂🥂

This is why I always have some frozen ones in the house

Definitely!!

what the hell is happening over there!

What was his excuse?

Pain au chocolat is for breakfast, not for goûter! What you need is baguette with chocolate spread. Or even better - CAKE!

Divorce the bugger and may I say that almond croissants are far better and "more sofishticated" <my dear, late mam's pronunciation >

What was his excuse?

What - you put them in the freezer instead of under the patio?

Weirdo.😂

YABU for having pain au chocolat with a cup of tea.

Straight to jail.

😂

He can walk ten miles

Red flag! The love bombing stage has ended. He’s obviously already isolated you from your family, friends patisserie and made you dependent on his treats. Time to get your ducks pikachus is a row because this will only get worse.

He didn't even have one! Just shrugged. However, he is currently baking a chocolate cake to make up.

Thank you for the outrage on my treat-less state. The chocolate cake currently in the oven will more than make up. But he has been warned ....

My husband is supposed to be bringing home crumpets today. I'll help you dig if he doesn't OP. They can both go under it.