I just broke into every garden on our street

[LaurieFairyCake]

Climbing over gates and everything. In my pyjamas and dressing gown with a torch in London. At 10.30 at night.

tell me why I did this (I’m not Batman or a burglar)

Looking for a cat?

DH refused to come with me and is asleep

I didn’t even take my phone

Not a cat 🐱

Dog search.

Feral toddler? Hamster? Puppy doing a jailbreak?

A rabbit? A small furry pet at least....

You’re dreaming again.
Go back to sleep.

Nope to all pets

runaway hamster ?

Tortoise? 🐢

A hedgehog in trouble??

Cat would have been my guess.

A parcel evri admitted to throwing over a back fence?

Bin search?

Yes!!! Some fuck budgie took my FUCKING BIN 🗑️

Balloon that floated away & probably landed.
Exhausted drone.
Escaped family member.

Ooh good shout,, although surely that could wait.

I’ve only read your opening post - not read any comments or updates because I want to see if I’m right - you were looking for your cat?????
I’ve done the same before 😂 if it’s not that I’m intrigued 😂😂😂

You're training for a midnight triathlon?

You go and kidnap it back right now. It is probably pining.

It’s happened a few times. It’s always been the guy next door until he died so I went round the back of the street and climbed over into his garden. No bin.

and I thought in for a penny and checked every garden 😬

I wouldn’t be so nuts about it but we’re having a massive clear out and our bin was full this week and I NEED it for next week

the only place it could be is directly next to us the other side but hidden round the back (and I climbed up a step ladder to look in their garden and I’m still too short to see over)

Admit it, @LaurieFairyCake. Did you murder the man next door for his bin-related crimes?

OK. Well that's mad. A budgie took your bin? Was it covered in trix?

Well I wasn’t expecting that 😂😂😂😂

Something "blew" off your washing line.
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Sorry to break it to you but... DH is sleeping soundly because he was the wind that made it vanish
😉

Maybe she stashed the body in the bin, and claiming to look for it is a deflection for the rozzers so they don't think it's her.