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Guts and Balls -The Definition......

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ladytophamhatt · 08/06/2008 17:43

Guts or Balls..

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

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whomovedmychocolate · 08/06/2008 18:08

rofl

Kally · 08/06/2008 18:11

I heard about someone like that guy with the balls..he ended up having his pecker cut off and thrown out the window... (they sewed it back on - anyone remember that case?)

ladytophamhatt · 08/06/2008 18:28

Kally, it was Jon Wayne Bobbit

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Kally · 09/06/2008 17:14

Thats it... Bobbit (what a name for it eh?)

Lollypopzmummy · 11/06/2008 22:08

Didn't he then go on to become a pron star, or was that hearsay?

ladytophamhatt · 12/06/2008 09:43

Yes I think he did, unles we're both reading the same gossip columns

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