Lighthearted- ‘You’re not British if… ‘

[ymemanresu]

Looking for giggles this morning sitting here listening to this horrendous rain. You’re not British if you don’t love talking about the weather ( usually the first topic of conversation 🤣)

If you don't understand the concept of beans on toast with a cup of tea.

You're not British if you don't apologise when someone walks into you

Why do we do this?

If you don’t inherently know how to queue

If you don’t like tea.

If you think that "quite good" is a term of approval

As someone currently awaiting the approval of their British citizenship…I am delighted to discover I am already fairly well qualified! 😂

scowls out window at rain whilst tutting

If you don’t say ‘lovely thank you’ when asked if your mediocre meal is ok

If you don’t only ever say ‘good morning’ to strangers when it’s an isolated rural dog walking situation

If you don't do the awkward "after you" dance in a doorway or narrow corridor at least once a week.

If you think there is any other solution to someone else's problems than offering them a nice cup of tea.

You're not British if you spell defence defense.

You qualify - you’re British!

Excellent :-)

And once you have it, you can join the rest of us in complaining about everything under the sun :-)

Fingers crossed for you.

...if you don't say "it's a bit black over Bill's mother's" when you see dark skies.

...if you don't snigger childishly when hearing "fanny" in American shows.

If you have not had pie, mash, liquor, and jellied eels, at least once in your lifetime😁

Same response for all haircuts!

This is definitely a ‘you’re not English if’ version!

For the northerners, if you've not had black pudding, tripe and pigs trotters. My grandad used to eat all three.🤢

You need to follow Very British Problems on social media. Totally accurate representation of “Britishness”

This is Black Country, my nan used to say this 🤣

ahh will do!

Including the sun😂

You eat bacon sandwiches in healthy wholemeal seedy bread, instead of white (looking at you, husband)

If you prefer vegemite over the abomination that is marmite.