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Barely recognise the England Squad tonight!

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 20:56

Sabrina Carpenter Lol GIF by First We Feast

I only recognise Saka, Rashford and hot Pickford!

Has the new guy changed the squad completely

Also theres one hot Serbian player who could have me in an instant 🤭🤭🤭

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 20:59

Oh I recognise declan rice!

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GehenSieweiter · 13/11/2025 21:00

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 20:56

I only recognise Saka, Rashford and hot Pickford!

Has the new guy changed the squad completely

Also theres one hot Serbian player who could have me in an instant 🤭🤭🤭

Harry Kane Sport GIF by Tottenham Hotspur

Not the amazing Harry Kane, top striker with the brilliant Bayern München?

flapjackfairy · 13/11/2025 21:01

so you have never seen Harry Kane before ?

Interested in this thread?

Then you might like threads about this subject:

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:01

Is he on the pitch?! Cant see him and havent heard his name mentioned! (May have been distracted by hot serbian)

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:02

flapjackfairy · 13/11/2025 21:01

so you have never seen Harry Kane before ?

Embarrassed Meme GIF by The Simpsons

😄😭

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RedLorryYellowLorryRedLorryYellow · 13/11/2025 21:03

What's with all the GIFs?

flapjackfairy · 13/11/2025 21:03

John Stones ? Surely he hasn't passed by your hot meter

GehenSieweiter · 13/11/2025 21:03

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:01

Is he on the pitch?! Cant see him and havent heard his name mentioned! (May have been distracted by hot serbian)

He's normally right up front, he's an excellent striker.

flapjackfairy · 13/11/2025 21:03

John Stones ?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:05
Jennifer Lopez Reaction GIF

I'm feeling very judged right now, for my lack of football knowledge and love of gifs

Will Google John Stones and see if he is sexy

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NeverDropYourMooncup · 13/11/2025 21:06

I'm just wondering how a man posting about the Lionesses like this would go down with MN.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:08

NeverDropYourMooncup · 13/11/2025 21:06

I'm just wondering how a man posting about the Lionesses like this would go down with MN.

Let's not ruin a good time with wokeness!

John Stones is handsome and is now on my radar 🤭

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:11

Ah I recognise foden and Bellingham

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RedLorryYellowLorryRedLorryYellow · 13/11/2025 21:11

NeverDropYourMooncup · 13/11/2025 21:06

I'm just wondering how a man posting about the Lionesses like this would go down with MN.

Really? Do you also wonder how patriarchal societal structures lead to men and women, as groups, having vastly different socio-economic status, meaning that chat about "double standards" re those groups is irrelevant, boring tripe?

ilovesooty · 13/11/2025 21:12

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:08

Let's not ruin a good time with wokeness!

John Stones is handsome and is now on my radar 🤭

It's nothing to do with "wokeness" whatever that is.

If you were interested in football you'd know who the players were and wouldn't be perving over them.

ilovesooty · 13/11/2025 21:14

These group matches simply aren't challenging and since 3 of my team's players are now on the pitch my main concern is that they return to club duty uninjured.

FrodoBiggins · 13/11/2025 21:16

ilovesooty · 13/11/2025 21:12

It's nothing to do with "wokeness" whatever that is.

If you were interested in football you'd know who the players were and wouldn't be perving over them.

Disagree. I love football and know who all the players are and I'm still perving over them

RedLorryYellowLorryRedLorryYellow · 13/11/2025 21:17

I do it with the Strictly men too.

ilovesooty · 13/11/2025 21:17

FrodoBiggins · 13/11/2025 21:16

Disagree. I love football and know who all the players are and I'm still perving over them

You do you. Personally I'm only interested in how they play.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:17

ilovesooty · 13/11/2025 21:12

It's nothing to do with "wokeness" whatever that is.

If you were interested in football you'd know who the players were and wouldn't be perving over them.

My interest in football is limited to - the possibility of england mens bringing it home, and the hotness of the men playing 🥰

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RedLorryYellowLorryRedLorryYellow · 13/11/2025 21:18

And my mum, bless her, does the same with Alan Titmarsh.

FrodoBiggins · 13/11/2025 21:18

ilovesooty · 13/11/2025 21:17

You do you. Personally I'm only interested in how they play.

Cool :)

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:18

RedLorryYellowLorryRedLorryYellow · 13/11/2025 21:17

I do it with the Strictly men too.

😄🤭 same

Surely that's why aljaz is still there

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NeverDropYourMooncup · 13/11/2025 21:19

RedLorryYellowLorryRedLorryYellow · 13/11/2025 21:11

Really? Do you also wonder how patriarchal societal structures lead to men and women, as groups, having vastly different socio-economic status, meaning that chat about "double standards" re those groups is irrelevant, boring tripe?

Not really. Earning less than a bloke doing the same job doesn't give me or anybody else a justification to talk about other people like a slab of meat, anymore than a bloke on NMW has the right to speak about women in that way.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 13/11/2025 21:19

RedLorryYellowLorryRedLorryYellow · 13/11/2025 21:18

And my mum, bless her, does the same with Alan Titmarsh.

Cool Down Golden Girls GIF

James Martin on a saturday morning, frying sausages

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