Where are my bikinis?

[Imfat]

Going on holiday Friday and I can't find my bikinis.
Checked every cupboard, suitcase and even my knicker drawer.
I remember washing in September as I started to get things together.

So if anyone is in Tenerife and sees a naked woman it's ME.
Will have to go shopping there as no time here.

I know that a male close to you has been wearing them.

Do you have an ironing basket? If so could they be at the bottom?
(in mine I have a lovely roll of sellotape as it’s the only place no one looks.
also, check behind tumble dryer/ washing machine.