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Mhamai · 05/06/2008 09:38

Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowentree in a room on quality St. It was after eight. He turned out the light for a bit of black magic! He slipped his hand into her snickers & showed her his CurlyWhurly. Not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him have her up Borneville boulevard. She screamed with Turkish Delight! As he took out his Fun sized Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie & she wanted some Time Out but he did a Twirl and came in a very Milky way!

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littlelapin · 05/06/2008 09:41

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Mhamai · 05/06/2008 09:43

It is a bit icky isnt it? made me laugh though.

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jumpingbeans · 05/06/2008 09:46

Oh, why couldn't it have been a king size mars Bar

Mhamai · 05/06/2008 10:15

Cos it wouldn't have been fun!

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Rosylily · 05/06/2008 10:34

argh!!! that's disgusterous, I'll never eat a bournville again (scarred for life)

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