Ridiculous reason I’m awake

[StrongLikeMamma]

I need to sleep and there’s a fucking fly buzzing me! It’s hiding now. What the actual fuck?!

Twat it with something.

I'm going to assume she's tried that and then turned the light off when it hasn't come back out only for it to start buzzing right by her ear. Then turn the light back on and it'll disappear again😂 this is so the kind of shit that happens to me 😅 hope you manage to get it so you can sleep op

Yesssss!!! It was buzzing me then hiding 🙈 Twatted it in the end. Bastard!!

Well done. I usually go for light on on the landing and open the door to lure it out. Hate the little fuckers.

Well, I can see that you have dealt with it now, but I am going to let you in to a secret for next time...
Open the window and declare in a strong and commanding voice 'Get Out Or Die'.....
I cannot tell you often this is successful. Started off as a joke (flies come in through the kitchen bi-folds, and then headbut the window on the opposite side of the room, for an interminable amount of time if left to it, the idiots). I started opening the window and telling them they would die at my hand if they didn't bugger off. I think word must have got around because it works 9 times out of ten now 😂

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