Which crazy hideous thing are you buying?

[Lelophants]

I’ve never shopped at temu, but according to facebook ads I may need them.

So are you going for:

a) slot machine toilet roll holder
b) transparent toy stuffed chair
c) leather whole bosy onesie

what should I prioritise?

There's something creepy about that chair.

Jack pot toilet roll holder should be your priority.

If my life depended on choosing one of those. I'd have the slot machine!!

the leather outfit would be like trying to bag jelly!! & the chair would distress me greatly!!

That chair is the stuff of nightmares!

I had this suggested "to pair with what I purchased earlier" at Aliexpress, where I have never shopped.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006968506393.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.main.44.49c2BTqFBTqF6r&algo_pvid=a9637418-a21a-43f1-bccf-98c9b66a3571&algo_exp_id=a9637418-a21a-43f1-bccf-98c9b66a3571-43&pdp_ext_f=%7B%22order%22%3A%2226%22%2C%22eval%22%3A%221%22%2C%22fromPage%22%3A%22search%22%7D&pdp_npi=6%40dis%21GBP%2111.68%217.01%21%21%2115.35%219.21%21%40211b816617584795699398706e2a22%2112000038888644800%21sea%21UK%210%21ABX%211%210%21n_tag%3A-29910%3Bd%3A34882f4c%3Bm03_new_user%3A-29895%3BpisId%3A5000000174221173&curPageLogUid=v80NtgmWK69T&utparam-url=scene%3Asearch%7Cquery_from%3A%7Cx_object_id%3A1005006968506393%7C_p_origin_prod%3A

You could recreate the chair by putting all the soft toys in your house into vacuum plastic storage bags ,

Bonus would be you could customise it to have the favourites at the front and the toys you hate on the base ( yes Barney the Dinosaur , I do mean YOU )

That pleather onesie is both hilarious and terrifying all at once.

On the basis that it's the only one that's not horribly creepy, it would have to be the loo roll holder.

I bought a whip for horse riding and FB ads now think Im a dominatrix judging by the adverts!

I would probably buy thr chair, cut out the toys and tombola them for the food bank. The loo roll holder made me laugh 😁

the chair
is the worst!

Ive gone back on. Now it’s a bed to share with my nonexistent dog.

Would any dog lovers want this? I can only imagine what my husband would think. 😆

All it needs is a lid ..it's not far off of looking like a coffin ⚰️

I’ve just seen thish ahhh

I kind of like the dog bed as a sort of lounge chair.

But being Temu, it will be the size of a chinchilla rather than a dog

I thought exactly the same. The Christmas trees in the background look a bit like funeral flowers.

That's exactly what the chair is. It's nothing but an empty plastic bag, that may or may not be shaped like a chair for you to stuff toys in. Don't be fooled @Lelophants , get the toilet roll holder! 🤣

How much is that chair? Surely all the cuddly toys would cost quite a lot to start off with.

Hopefully the image will come up quickly...
I was relieved by the item description

Drumsticks certainly didn't spring to mind on first seeing them 😁

The "rechargeable drumsticks" have me creased!

My mother in law has this, its huge. It lives in the spare room until dp and i stop over with our 2 dogs so they have something to sleep on. Bare in mind they are a husky and doberman.