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Which crazy hideous thing are you buying?

21 replies

Lelophants · 21/09/2025 19:09

I’ve never shopped at temu, but according to facebook ads I may need them.

So are you going for:

a) slot machine toilet roll holder
b) transparent toy stuffed chair
c) leather whole bosy onesie

what should I prioritise?

Which crazy hideous thing are you buying?
Which crazy hideous thing are you buying?
Which crazy hideous thing are you buying?
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TheExcitersblowingupmymind · 21/09/2025 19:25

There's something creepy about that chair.

TheExcitersblowingupmymind · 21/09/2025 19:26

Jack pot toilet roll holder should be your priority.

SummerFrog25 · 21/09/2025 19:29

If my life depended on choosing one of those. I'd have the slot machine!!

the leather outfit would be like trying to bag jelly!! & the chair would distress me greatly!!

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 21/09/2025 19:31

That chair is the stuff of nightmares!

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 21/09/2025 19:37

You could recreate the chair by putting all the soft toys in your house into vacuum plastic storage bags ,

Bonus would be you could customise it to have the favourites at the front and the toys you hate on the base ( yes Barney the Dinosaur , I do mean YOU )

ConstantlyFuriosa · 21/09/2025 19:39

That pleather onesie is both hilarious and terrifying all at once.

InMyOpenOnion · 21/09/2025 19:41

On the basis that it's the only one that's not horribly creepy, it would have to be the loo roll holder.

Espressoicecream · 21/09/2025 19:47

I bought a whip for horse riding and FB ads now think Im a dominatrix judging by the adverts!

I would probably buy thr chair, cut out the toys and tombola them for the food bank. The loo roll holder made me laugh 😁

Lelophants · 21/09/2025 19:50

the chair
is the worst!

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Lelophants · 21/09/2025 19:52

Ive gone back on. Now it’s a bed to share with my nonexistent dog.

Would any dog lovers want this? I can only imagine what my husband would think. 😆

Which crazy hideous thing are you buying?
OP posts:
TheExcitersblowingupmymind · 21/09/2025 20:24

Lelophants · 21/09/2025 19:52

Ive gone back on. Now it’s a bed to share with my nonexistent dog.

Would any dog lovers want this? I can only imagine what my husband would think. 😆

All it needs is a lid ..it's not far off of looking like a coffin ⚰️

Lelophants · 21/09/2025 20:26

TheExcitersblowingupmymind · 21/09/2025 20:24

All it needs is a lid ..it's not far off of looking like a coffin ⚰️

I’ve just seen thish ahhh

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TheNightingalesStarling · 21/09/2025 20:36

I kind of like the dog bed as a sort of lounge chair.

But being Temu, it will be the size of a chinchilla rather than a dog

ConstantlyFuriosa · 21/09/2025 20:37

TheExcitersblowingupmymind · 21/09/2025 20:24

All it needs is a lid ..it's not far off of looking like a coffin ⚰️

I thought exactly the same. The Christmas trees in the background look a bit like funeral flowers.

AquaFurball · 21/09/2025 20:38

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 21/09/2025 19:37

You could recreate the chair by putting all the soft toys in your house into vacuum plastic storage bags ,

Bonus would be you could customise it to have the favourites at the front and the toys you hate on the base ( yes Barney the Dinosaur , I do mean YOU )

That's exactly what the chair is. It's nothing but an empty plastic bag, that may or may not be shaped like a chair for you to stuff toys in. Don't be fooled @Lelophants , get the toilet roll holder! 🤣

ConstantlyFuriosa · 21/09/2025 20:40

How much is that chair? Surely all the cuddly toys would cost quite a lot to start off with.

TheNightingalesStarling · 21/09/2025 20:52

Hopefully the image will come up quickly...
I was relieved by the item description

Which crazy hideous thing are you buying?
TheExcitersblowingupmymind · 21/09/2025 20:56

TheNightingalesStarling · 21/09/2025 20:52

Hopefully the image will come up quickly...
I was relieved by the item description

Drumsticks certainly didn't spring to mind on first seeing them 😁

Stompythedinosaur · 21/09/2025 21:27

The "rechargeable drumsticks" have me creased!

axelswhitehair · 21/09/2025 21:28

Lelophants · 21/09/2025 19:52

Ive gone back on. Now it’s a bed to share with my nonexistent dog.

Would any dog lovers want this? I can only imagine what my husband would think. 😆

My mother in law has this, its huge. It lives in the spare room until dp and i stop over with our 2 dogs so they have something to sleep on. Bare in mind they are a husky and doberman.

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