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[tartanhaggis7]

just phoned a major diy store waitef nearly 15mins to speak to human who first of all did'nt know what i was talking aboot !! eventually got thru to mothership who transferred me to correct department another 5 mins passed got speaking he did'nt know went to speak to big john big john knew anwer 🤓🤓🤓

I’ll have a pint of whatever you have

What’s your question (aside from “where’s my drink gone”)

You need some better stories

Yes, we have Big Alan. He da man!

Also, no no Mary because that’s all she can apparently say when you ask her to mix paint.

I bet the pub crowd are hanging off the Op’s every word

dvd’s - why buy (sic)

the thread the OP started at same time as this one 😆

Well done to Big John

its no a story its a fact so lets hear one of ure fastinating jackanorys !!!!😁

dont know what type of calander u refer tooo !!! but i would say 3 weeks isnt the same timeline beam U up scotty !!! moonmen r waiting for u🤓

No one mentioned a calendar?

OP, you be genuinely seem to need some support. Urgently.

I just hope no child is under your care