-‘My wife’s gonna kill me’ & ‘ye can’t give a baby beer!’
-‘we know who done it! The rhino done it!´
-‘I’ll be your dog’ 🎵
-got a new motor (John)?
-‘if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t EAT YOUR MEAT’
-‘There will be no more sectioning today, you’ve had your fun’
-‘wibble’
-grab an outspan (cos small ones are more juicy naturalleeeeee)’
-‘do you mind… if I smoooooke?’
-‘don’t touch the ravioli, it’s garbage.’
-‘e’s fallen in the waaater.’
-‘do you buy a tit-sling… or a BRASSIERE?’
-‘whoooOOOOooooooAHHHH bodyfommmmm’
-impersonating Billy Connolly impersonating bagpipes whenever something pointedly Scottish occurs
-‘oooh get you, puss, I’ve got your number ducky’
-‘You’re mah wiiiife nah’
-‘I ´ad family on that boat!’
-‘do you wan it pasteurised cos pasteurised is best’
-‘I’ll bloody well walk out of here’
-‘d’ye know who we see a lot of socially?’
-I GOT THE SECRE-E-E-ET’
-‘I love you Clarkie’
-‘from bean to cup, you fuck up.’
Annnnd the other week I started singing the Pepsodent jingle despite having been born in the eighties. Haven’t thought of it since my mum used to sing it when I was little 😂 Anyway this thread has made me realise it’s not a newly arrived menopausal fog, am just finally reaching drivel capacity.