Cultural references the ‘young uns’ don’t get

[Peculiar23]

Called someone at work ‘Victor Meldruw’ and got looked at blankly. God, I’m old
Anyone else ??!!!

Risk it for a chocolate biscuit. Something to do with cadburys I still don’t get it

there still should of been more seasons for the show

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Any couple of a big woman with a smaller man are Joe & Petunia.

Any metal tea tray has to be banged on the knee and head shouting “Muletrain!”

Have to feel sorry they've missed out on all our amazing culture

"Milky Milky!"

"42?!???!!!" I can quote a lot of where this is from...

"Yeah, Chin On!" / Stroking the Imaginary Beard I remember these were done together at the time.

Swinging. Dodgy. Elsie Tanner!

You don’t have to be THAT old either to not recognise a few of those!

Good old Alexi Sayle! Best known as Harry the Bastard and Brian Damage.

Don't forget to tell Sid!

Now then, lovely boys!
Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

I've seen a gif of the last one.

🤣 same!

DH and I still can't go out in the same coloured top for fear of looking like Howard and Hilda.

Don't tell him, Pike!

Time flies by when your the driver of a train. Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine. I get high when I’m a pilot of a plane, touching down in Camberwick and stoned out of my brain.

Ah love a bit of Half Man Half Biscuit!

I was just sitting there waiting a salmonella sandwich. When a man walked up to me. Do you mind dear sir if I ask you a question “if music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?”

And my fave:

Mention 'the lord of the rings' just once more
and I’ll more than likely kill you
Moorcock Moorcock Michael Moorcock
You fervently moan
Is thisa wok you’ve shoved down my throat
or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium
And all those people who you romantically
like to still believe are alive
are dead
And I’ll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair
as you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall

What’s on the end of your stick, Vic?

Don’t mention the war!

You’re my wife now….

"The Milky Bars are on me!"

My favourite episode of Red Dwarf was the one in which Kryten came to life as a human. On discovering his penis he’s horrified and asks Lister “you mean Perry Como sang Magic Moments with one of these stashed in his pants?”

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Clutching an empty paper cup between your teeth, banging away at the imaginary ivories, singing: "Siddin' at my pi-anna the other day" in a gruff Jimmy Durante voice

@Oldandcobwebby Wholeheartedly agree - I rotate my username every couple of months to include one of their songs or lyrics 🤣

Lovely bit o squirrel, Jackie.
Bloody, soo much blood...

"Piss off, Gandalf!" 80s, shouted whilst legging it from bearded old blokes telling you off.

I said ‘beam me up Scotty’ to arguing teenagers. They were ‘who?’

Four candles/fork handles....