‘the fuck is this & why’s it in my bedroom?

[WizardofCoz]

It’s GREEN?! Is it a cricket? A green spider?
Hope the photo’s uploaded!

A grasshopper I think.

Says image is under review 😵‍💫

I am so confused how did it get here? I live in a 2nd floor flat!

They can climb!

A grasshopper. We had one the other day and I helped it out by letting it hop onto a long stick, then let it go out the window.

Grasshopper. Harmless, put it on grass.

Any of your neighbours have pet lizards/snakes? Hope they've closed the lid of the vivarium properly ...

Haha think I’d prefer a snake to this!

I have a fear of creatures that jump (especially frogs) and it’s freaking me out but I have to go to work
I wonder if it’ll just stay in the same bit of the room - I might ask a neighbour to try & put it outside later 😱