Would your heart melt if you saw Donald Trump in a woolly hat?

[tillygod06]

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No

No. I’d think, yay, I’ve found Where’s Wally. Then I’d watch Southpark.

What??? (sometimes only this MN emoji serves the purpose)

What was that ‘pig wearing lipstick’ thing again? That.

Like this ...

I might think "oh look, Trump has finally found an item of clothing that fits him properly". Or I might think "that can't be Trump as that hat would mess up his ridiculous comb-over and he'd never risk that."

Totally. That’s what dreams are made of.

🤣🤣🤣

He'd suit a balaclava better.

No idea not it made me LOL. Immediate vision was of Boris’s beanie looking like a nipple hat.

My heart will melt when he shuffles off this mortal coil. Not bothered about a woolly hat 😵‍💫

The only way my heart would melt would be upon receipt of the news that all those cheeseburgers have finally caught up with him.

I'd like to see him give everything up to work in a donkey sanctuary, rescuing abandoned and unwanted donkeys. He would actually live at the donkey sanctuary and sleep in their stalls at night, begging their forgiveness for being such an abominable human being.

Maybe if it was on fire.

Strange question.

No, nothing he could do could make my heart melt. He’s a test whatever he wears.

I just love the fact he looks so fucking miserable.

Good, couldn't wish it on a nicer person.

@smallglassbottle The donkeys have rejected your proposal. They have politely asked if he could just send money and carrots and stay well out of their lives.

@VikingLady My favourite MN post all day. Thank you.

Yes, with hindsight, the donkeys don't deserve that. Perhaps he could go into the zoo with the chimpanzees and they would flash their bottoms at him and fling poo in his direction 😂 they're definitely more intelligent than he is as well so they'd play tricks on him and get away with it.

No, I’d think “what a bellend”, like I usually do!

Brilliant 🤣 and I love your username.

If he was in a box with his eyes closed maybe. Other than that he would be still be a fuckwit, just one in a hat.

Surely you have something more to say than just "x" @tillygod06 ?
What is your opinion?

We all know that @tillygod06 is a name change from @TheDonaldTrump.He’s now using this place for fashion advice, but wasn’t brave enough to post in Style and Beauty.

This

Always good to test in practice. My theory has been proved right because my heart remains solid, and has perhaps actually grown a couple of degrees colder.