Grotesque, greedy, gullible, graceless, gaslighting, gormless, god-forsaken grifter - Trump thread #147

[Spandauer]

Desperately seeking that Peace Prize.
May have to settle for the Hero of the Russian Federation award. Bigly sad.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5372669-still-dancing-the-tariff-tango-vlad-and-bibi-still-playing-him-like-a-fiddle-and-epsteins-list-must-be-written-in-invisible-ink-trump-thread-146

You aren't that bright if you think that a system that is built around misogyny; and that will always say "She's banging him" of any woman advancing in a career with an older boss won't be applied to you (as you applied it to others before you, amen).

Advance Warning Peeps!
It's only 2 weeks until we are violated once more by Drumpf (and his biglier than JD's motorcade) 🤬

My blood pressure (and the Baby Trump balloon) is rising already.

www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8rynvlm6zjo.amp

Bring On the Baby 🎈 🍊 I wish my protesting days weren't over, I'd definitely turn out to unwelcome him.

Jamie Ruskin has been my hero for quite a while. He certainly did very well with that expletive deleted Farage, who, I’ve just realised, is playing that same old game now as an MP as he did when he was an MEP - taking the money, but not turning up to do the work. I have no words for my contempt for that man.

Is there not a protest in Windsor?

I'm not sure King Charles or Queen Camilla are allowed to do that..? 🤔

Should paint a baby Trump on every round about. That seems like the sort of thing to do.

Me too, such a lot of lovely people for the last protest, bring on the orange baby!

There's an item in my news

Bigly has sent an email to supporters to send him $15 to help him get to heaven. God saved him to Make America Great Again after he didn't die when shot. Sadly, the Almighty's been a bit tight with the dosh. Having failed to rain a billion gold coins on him to keep Bigly on the throne, it falls, once again, to the American people to dig deep in their emptying pockets. Go on, you know it makes sense. Buy the Bigly a third term AND a place at God's right hand. Camels, needles, we're not talking about them just now.

<flicks through Bible to find the part where paying $15 helps someone get to heaven>

Thank you for the laughs, @Serpentstooth and @RafaistheKingofClay.

Isn't it simony or something? Buying pardons....

I'd pay $15 to move Trump closer to God ....

You'd expect 30 pieces of silver to be more appropriate.

Only on his way to the hot bit. Make Hell Great Again.

The US has deployed 10 F-35 fighter jets to Puerto Rico to support its warships off Venezuela.

What more would we expect from someone in the process of renaming the Department of Defence to the Department of War.

Funny how he campaigned as the anti-endless-wars, anti-Afghanistan war candidate, and all of a sudden he’s attacking Iran and Venezuela. Funny how his supporters will twist themselves into pretzels to parrot Bigly’s talking points.

So much for the Nobel…unless the Grand Plan is to start a war, then earn a Nobel by ending the very war that you started? 🧐

There goes the Nobel Peace Prize again. Slippery things they are.

I'm on holiday, so thanks for the 'no war here, keep moving', update.
We need a FFS emoji asap, Mumsnet!

Sorry to harp back to the China contrast, but at the recent military parade, analysts repeatedly mentioned that China hasn't been at war with any nation for decades. (Intimidation in the South China Sea doesn't count).
Doesn't this give Xi more right to a Nobel Peace prize that the 🍊🌮?

Here's a share link to the Dep't of War article. The USA is going back to 1947.
https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/department-of-war-defense-trump-v2rxbd6zs

The comments to the article!!

Aw….look how cute Trumpy is with his fake little gun.

It’s all fun and games until you get drafted to fight in Vietnam and Daddy has to pay a doctor to fake your bone spurs disgnosis.

The share link doesn't seem to work, @logicisall ?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/rfk-vaccines-raucous-senate-hearing-1.7625329
I guess Kennedy thinks being called a charlatan is more of a compliment than an insult? Certainly better than being a medical expert with scientific proofs easily to hand, I mean, who needs those?
https://www.geneticsandsociety.org/article/kennedy-says-charlatans-are-no-reason-block-unproven-stem-cell-treatments