I'm genuinely not sure how much of this was CF and how much gross stupidity. But the CF has a gofundme active for doing a PhD, so I have to assume CFery....
I have just come back from a camping holiday with 150 friends (and yes, we do all know each other). A slightly unusual and delightful setup (she says, aware she is outing the situation with every word, and not caring).
So the CF asked to borrow my mattress inflator, which I was happy to lend. After three requests for its return I was rather less happy, but he then informed me he had returned it to the bag, as specified.
Except.... it wasn't in the bag. I queried this, and discovered that despite precise instructions (I would have thought 'the bag contains hot water bottles' was pretty specific) he had put it in someone else's random bag.
So when he asked to borrow it a second time I almost said no. Sadly, considerations of how uncomfortable he would be on a deflated mattress overcame common sense. I told him very clearly that he could collect it from my tent. My instructions included -
- it's not the same one you borrowed before. It's in a BRIGHT GREEN bag. I repeated this as the bag is neon, and very easy to spot.
- it's in a special storage net attached to the tent, at the bottom of my bed.
I returned to my tent to find the incorrect inflator positioned in the middle of the floor for me to trip over. In order to find this incorrect inflator he had been through my entire suitcase, and ignored the storage net. Believe me, I had no wish for anyone to go through my suitcase, which was full of dirty laundry.
The irony is also that if he had bothered to return the inflator to where he had found it, I would not have known of the invasion of my privacy. Guess who won't be contributing to his gofundme!